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Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:39 pm

Because we all have them X3 Just post any corny jokes!

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:39 pm

Why couldn't the elephant use the computer?

He was afraid of the mouse.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Destiny's Gate on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:46 pm

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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Post by SexyDivinerVII on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:52 pm

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

He was feeling a little funny.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:54 pm

What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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Post by SexyDivinerVII on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:55 pm

What did one eye say to the other?

"Something between us smells!"

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:55 pm

How did the bell propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Post by SexyDivinerVII on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:57 pm

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho (not yo') cheese!

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:57 pm

What did the burger name her daughter?

Patty.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Destiny's Gate on Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:02 pm

A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Pika
B: Pika who?
A: Not Pika who, Pikachu!

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Post by The Indeed That Never Was on Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:36 pm

"Make like Sebonzakura and scatter."

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Sat Mar 05, 2011 6:13 am

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by Destiny's Gate on Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:58 am

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

"You get your house back, you get your car back, you get your wife back, you get your dog back..."

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Re: Corny Jokes

Post by JupiterLightning on Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:51 pm

Was on my sister's popsicle stick:

What do you do when your fish sings flat?


Tune-a-fish

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