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Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:39 pm

Because we all have them X3 Just post any corny jokes!

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:39 pm

Why couldn't the elephant use the computer?

He was afraid of the mouse.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:46 pm

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:52 pm

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

He was feeling a little funny.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:54 pm

What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:55 pm

What did one eye say to the other?

"Something between us smells!"

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:55 pm

How did the bell propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Post by Guest on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:57 pm

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho (not yo') cheese!

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:57 pm

What did the burger name her daughter?

Patty.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:02 pm

A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Pika
B: Pika who?
A: Not Pika who, Pikachu!

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Post by Guest on Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:36 am

"Make like Sebonzakura and scatter."

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:13 am

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:58 am

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

"You get your house back, you get your car back, you get your wife back, you get your dog back..."

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Post by JupiterLightning on Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:51 pm

Was on my sister's popsicle stick:

What do you do when your fish sings flat?


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Post by Destiny's Gate on Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:30 am

XD

Why couldn't the pirate see the movie?

It was Arrrrrrrr rated.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Mon May 16, 2011 5:10 pm

Where did the penguin go to dance?

The snow ball

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Post by Guest on Mon May 16, 2011 6:07 pm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it, it's just a knock knock joke D=

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Post by Guest on Mon May 16, 2011 6:08 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
....
Ohhhh. XD

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:23 pm

A panda walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. After he finishes, he shoots the waiter in the head and goes to leave.
The bartender says, "Hey! You just shot my waiter!"
The panda replies, "Well, I'm a panda."
"So?"
"So look it up!"
So the bartender looks it up and the dictionary says,
"Panda. Black and white mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:55 pm

"Why didn't Winnie the Pooh finish his dinner?"
Because he was stuffed.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:40 am

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooooke.

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:07 am

How to you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:31 am

Why did the Penguin go into the theater?

He wanted to get into snow business.

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:08 am

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide?

Because it's cold out tide.

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