Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. It's ice cold and icky.

I wish my Mimiru would evolve!

Granted! But you have to wait for a stranger to click it!

I wish to see Mimiru when it evolves!

Granted. It did just now. (how the hell did it jump 3 levels?!) But you don't like it.

I wish for Destiny to have a wish.

Whoops!

Granted. It's a stupid and unfun wish to corrupt.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my wish last post.

Granted. But the wish was about wanting to read a EdXRoy Yaoi in a situtation that could never possibly happen.

I wish for a repeat button on youtube, to where it always repeats and you don't have to keep clicking play.

Granted. But it malfunctions and blows up all of the internet.

I wish google hadn't bought Youtube.

Granted. But Youtube ends up shutting down.

I wish I had learned about it sooner.

Granted. But you didn't like it so you never went back.

I wish my lips weren't chapped. DX

Granted, mine are also.

I wish I could publish this poem.

Granted. But no one reads it.

I wish I could become a published author.

Granted, but all your awards go to the Twilight book because they claim you stole ideas from it.

I wish I did better on my practice ACT. (I got a 21 >__<)

Granted. You fail the real one.

I wish I had a cookie

Granted. But it's too crummy to eat.

I wish I didn't use puns.

Granted. You use really bad jokes instead.

I wish for more time to watch Disney Movies tonight!

Granted. But you run out of movies and have to watch crappy ones instead.

I wish for something amazing to draw.

Granted. You illustrate the book I will publish... years from now.

I wish to have more posts than Indeed again.

Granted. Diviner and Demyx leave the site, so I don't need to post as much

I wish my Xemsai babies weren't so CRAZY! lol.

Granted. There are no Xemsai babies ever.

I wish everyone was online so we could RP.

Granted. But everyone doesn't post

I wish that the thiefshipping could begin >.>

Granted. It's terrible and everyone quits.

I wish for something fun to happen already.

Granted. Darcia kicks Roxas in the face

I wish for a werewolf fight XD

Granted. But then the RP dies right after.

I wish Insectie wasn't so bad at Kingdom Hearts
(He keeps losing to Cerberus and it's getting kinda annoying)

Granted. He gets good at it, then obsessed and bets you at everything.

I wish Cereberus was muh dawgie!

Granted. It eats you.

I wish dinner was ready