Favorite Quotes

*snort* How drunk was Saix at this point?

No...it was just me being me.

We found that in TCTNW, there's a door to the Pridelands with a herd of zebra

"Kill first, kill later, kill some more, and when everybody's dead, try to ask a question or two." ~Inuyasha

During the "stay in place" we had a school today:

Brandon: You don't understand what's out there! *points at door* Egypt's out there! They're fighting!

^LOL

Mom: "Oh Jesus-
Bro: "...-CHRIIST...yeah I finished your sentence for you."
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"Come now, Saix. You can go back to the fairy world another time," Xigbar said, trying to drag Saix out of the room.

"Okay! Bye-bye Apple Pie! You too Caramel!" Saix said as he waved to the poker table, where the "fairies" were.

"Breaking Dawn is just going to be a porn fest, if it stays true to its source material. The worst part is that I'm not even kidding."

^

This is from a Labrador X Castor fan-fic lol

Castor: "Oh, Lab! Hurry! Frau's about to set fire to your garden!"
Labrador: "Frau, you bastard!"

I don't know why I found this funny but I did

Victor: "RAEP EVERYONE EVERYWHERE ON EVERYTHING."

"If I see any of the Twilight movies, I want to see Breaking Dawn. Why? Bella gets ripped apart from the inside and then ripped apart from the outside by her 'true love'. >:3"

^ Who said this? XD

Someone in my SAGES class.

07-Ghost

Mikage: What? You won't tell little old me?
Teito: >.>

Cyborg: How am I suppose to watch TV without a remote.
Raven: Simple. Get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: Don't even joke like that.

My mom: *walking to the bathroom, singing* Oh myyyy, oh my, oh meeee~ I reeee-ally have to peeee~

"Daddy, you got to learn to control your temper. If you want to beat up on my boy, you gotta beat me up first!" - My sister. I worry about this child. XD

Sign in the commuter lounge:

"There can be no love in the EMO CORNER."

Wicked:
"Defy gravity"

"Chuck Norris would just pwn ghosts, he'd be like, OH I SEE YOU GHOST and like roundhouse kick them in the FACE!"

~My bro

That belongs more in the Chuck Norris joke section.

It's not a real Chuck Norris joke though, it's just my brother.

So? It could be the start of one.

Clay Aiken and George Lopez on some ABC show

Clay: And the driver said, THEY WILL BE LOCKED!!!!
Crowd: LAUGHS
Clay: Don't laugh! I was scared for my life! I freaking ran out of that car! I was like GO GO GO!!!!

"Harvey, if you insist on robbing Gotham Bank on 2nd St. at 2:22PM on 2/22, you can't be surprised when I beat your faces with BOTH fists." -Batman's Twitter