Favorite Quotes

"Well, it seems to me that there are books that tell stories, and then there are books that tell truths... The first kind, they show you life like you want it to be. With villains getting what they deserve and the hero seeing what a fool he's been and marrying the heroine and happy endings and all that... But the second kind, they show you life more like it is... The first kind makes you cheerful and contented, but the second kind shakes you up."
— Jennifer Donnelly (A Northern Light)

"Oh, come on Kagamin, don't tell me you're seriously thinking about your future." ~Konata

"Holy bleep on a bleep sandwich with bleep on top with a side of bleep." - Destiny's Gate

That's actually from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged.

I thought I'd heard it before lol. I haven't watched any of those in forever. XD

MLP:FiM
Pinkie: *singing* When I was a little filly and the sun was going down~
Twilight Sparkle: She isn't.
Pinkie: *singing* The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown~
Rarity: She is.

While watching TV, one of those Dannimals commercials came up...

My Mom: Are those middle-aged women? O.o
Me: They're twin guys who are older than me who are forced to act like ten-year-olds all their life.
My Mom: Are you sure...?
Me: Yes. Sadly.

^ Well, their Disney Channel show ended a few months ago thankfully. I don't think they're going to keep acting. If they do, they'll be typecast for the rest of their lives probably.

Yeah.

My mom seriously thought they were middle-aged school teachers.

Several months ago...

My friend: I hope they give Riku a haircut in future games or something. Gosh.

9/15/11.... Her wish comes true. XD

She's at work right now, but I cannot freaking wait to show her the magazine scan. XD

I liked Riku with short hair better, too.

"Hurry up and leave, you perverted alien!" -Ayuzawa Misaki

"Dr. Pepper: The Drink of Intellectuals!"
~Steins;Gate

This is something that one of my friend's said a few years ago, but it came up again today.

friend: "What's an emu?" (we were talking about emo kids at school)

Me: "Jersey Shore is the epitome of crap on television."

Kid in my gym class: "Well... You're the epitome of crap."

Me: [sarcasm] "Greatest. Comeback. Ever." [/sarcasm]

I really believe that people who watch Jersey Shore are rapidly losing brain cells.

Me: *reading Hunted (House of Night series)* Holy crap. This is grown up My Little Pony. O.o

Kieth Apicary: "The Neo-Geo MVS video gaming system is the greatest thing ever on the earth, if you born, you know that. if you don't know that then technically you're not alive, you might want to get that checked out."

My mom: There's a boy scout outside.
My dad: Is he selling boy scout cookies?!?!

...Boy scouts don't sell cookies, do they? XD

They sell popcorn.

Thought so. It was so funny that my dad was getting all excited. XD

I pulled out my Gameboy Color and my little sister was like, "That's a bih iPod. What kind of iPod is that?"

XD

Oh, children these days. Pretty soon, they'll think VCRs are high-tech or something.

"Yay! Keegy is an asshole, but he loves me!" -Temari

My little sister: I'm crazy. See? *howls at the moon*