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Post by Destiny's Gate on Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:03 pm

No one likes to be called by telemarketers. Especially since there's never anyone live to annoy back.

So, what would you say to telemarketers, if there was a real person on the other end of the line?

Could be things you've really said to them.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:03 pm

*creepy voice* Sseven daaaaaaaayssssssss

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:58 pm

My uncle's messaging machine says:

"ALL TELEMARKETERS CAN HANG UP NOW! As for everyone else, please leave a message"

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Post by The Lone Kid on Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:02 pm

Do what my grandparents do: BLAST EM WITH AN AIR HORN!

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Post by Noelle's December on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:44 am

If I actually answered the phone, I'd probably do this:
"Bonjour, je ne parle pas anglais."
Not many people know French. Advantages, advantages.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:57 am

I'd do it in Japanese.

"Moshi moshi? Eh? Sumimasen. Watashi wa eigo wo hanasemasen."

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:42 pm

This one is a little mature but...

Spoiler:
Hello, this is the sperm bank! You jack it we pack it! How may I help you?

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:54 pm

What's really fun is...

"Hello this is 911. What's your emergency?"

And when they inevitably hang up, you call them back and go, "We got a hang up from this line. Are you all right?"

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:12 am

"Hello, this is pizza hut, what would you like to order?"

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Post by Noelle's December on Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:04 pm

Just play elevator music.
That's what I would do.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:27 pm

When "Vote for Blank" volunteers call, troll them with the facts. Cool

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Post by Noelle's December on Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:46 pm

Destiny's Gate wrote:When "Vote for Blank" volunteers call, troll them with the facts. Cool
I applaud you, Des.

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:26 pm

I usually just hang up as of late, too lazy to say anything

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:12 pm

A Romney group called someone in the commuters lounge.

Caller: Obama supports the murder of unborn children and the destruction of marriage! Do you?
Commuter: Why yes. Yes I do.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:08 am

Put them on hold. Laughing

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