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Post by Guest on Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:29 pm

The commuter lounge has spurred yet again more horrible ideas.

If you have no idea how these work, here's an example:

EXAMPLE:
Dear Sobbing Roomate,

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up...

Sincerely, It's 3 AM and I want to get some sleep.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:26 pm

Dear Edward,

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely, Dracula

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Post by Guest on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:46 pm

Dear Xehanort,

I want my body back now.

Sincerely, Terra.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:50 pm

*snort*

Dear Roxas

Gimme back my clothes. It's cold in this freakin' castle.

Sincerely, Ventus

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Post by Guest on Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:02 pm

Dear Kingdom Hearts,

Can I have my Organization back?

Sincerely, Xemnas

PS: I'll be a good boy, I swear.

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:36 pm

Dear Mel,

I've been calling you and you haven't picked up. I want my pants back.

Sincerely,

Edward

(Inside Joke between me and Mel XD)

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:26 pm

Dear World,



Sincerely, Ninja

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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:44 pm

Dear Isa,

Got it memorized?

Sincerely, Lea.


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Post by Destiny's Gate on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:51 pm

Dear John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmit,

Your name is my name too.

Sincerely, John Jacob Jingle-Heimer Schmit

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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:52 pm

Dear Vexen,

What smells like burning hair? Oh, you!

Sincerely, Axel.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:56 pm

Dear Waldo,

I want my invisibility cloak back.

Sincerely, Harry Potter

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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:58 pm

Dear Sasuke,

You lack hatred.

Sincerely, Itachi

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Post by Insectie on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:07 pm

Dear Platypus,
You're adopted.
Sincerely, Darwin.

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Post by Guest on Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:48 pm

Dear 'Family memebers who've known me since before I was born'
I don't know you people or your thirty-six whiney children. GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!! GO FIND YOUR OWN FREAKIN' TURKEY TA CARVE DAMMIT!!!!
Sincerely, Teen with swollen cheeks washing YOUR dirty dishes

(My family's already here...help...me...)

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:54 am

Poor you... Dunno what to tell you.

Dear cos x

If you were squared, together we'd be one.

Sincerly, (sin x)^2

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Post by Insectie on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:18 am

You've been doing too much math haven't you?

For you:

Dear grammar,
Please come back. We miss you.
Sincerely, the literate people of the internet.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:19 am

THANK YOU!!!!!

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Post by Insectie on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:06 am

One I thought of in the shower:

Dear imaginary friends,
At least people thought you were real...
Sincerely, i.

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Post by Gold Chocobo on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:51 am

Dear All Americans On Thanksgiving,

Stop killing my brothers.

Sincerely, the animal crossing turkey.

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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:16 pm

(Lol Demyx, HIDE UNDER THE TABLE THEY'LL NEVER KNOW!)

Dear Neku,

You're zetta slow, prepare to be iterated.

Sincerely, Pi-Face.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:14 pm

Dear translators,

Get it right!

Sincerely, Otaku

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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:23 pm

Dear videogame designers,

Would it kill you to have one realistic heroine?

Sincerely, the Fans.

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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:08 pm

I'll try but I'm more freightened by what goes on under the table than above it....Plus Scooby is here and Rachelle likes to feed him and Lucius(family cat) her veggies and desserts.

Dear Stephanie Meyer
You're books are TERIBBLE and the shite attempts at making them into movies simply highlights that fact
Sincerely, the 8% of teenagers in the world who read your books and had enough sense to know they were crap

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Post by Guest on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:11 pm

Dear Robert Pattinson,

Do us all a favor and become a corpse, for real.

Sincerely, the Anti-Twilight/Anti-Edward fanbase.

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Post by Destiny's Gate on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:51 pm

Dear Stephanie Meyer,

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely, Bram Stoker

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