Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. But it doesn't fit in your house so it has to live outside in the snow, cold and lonely.

I wish for some candyyy.

Granted. Toothless eats it. Right in front of you. ^_^ *is in "How to Train Your Dragon" mood*

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted. But those drugs you used get you arrested.

I wish I understood Demyx.

Granted. You now share his brain. A frightening thought...

I wish for a successful GS Speghetti dinner tonight.

Granted. You have so many customers that you run out of food and they riot.

I wish astronomy involved less math.

Granted. It involves writing tons and reading boring stuff instead. (Wait isn't that astronomy to begin with? Lol)

I wish I could use dark corridors instead of walking GREAT DISTANCES!

Granted. Instead, there is no Turkey Day... I get mad because I'm a turkey fiend and hunt you down for destroying one of my favorite holiday.

I wish to hang with Demyx.

(knowing me, that actually would happen)
Granted. They decide to shun you, and so they work together to do that.

I wish you could all see the pin my brother made for me. ^_^
(It has a dog on it pointing and says "Who's awesome? Your awesome!"

Granted. I see it then destroy it, because I'm evil

I wish Demyx would calm down on his fanboying on me.

Granted. Saix beats you up because he thinks you're cheating on him.

I wish I could get out of my writing slump.

Granted. But you can only write hetero-fanfics!

I wish everyone would respect me as a leader, and realize my sexual rela. are not to be mentioned! MY NAME IS NOT MANSEX!

Granted. There turns out to be an even worse anagram in your name that people have yet to find, and that's discovered.

I wish I understood what the heck we're watching.

Granted. It is Kaiba, thus your head implodes.

I wish that Saix would stop getting jealous......possessive much?

Um... sure... Granted, but the conservatives go on a mass killing spree of all people named Daniel and Tom... *isn't sure who these people are*

I wish I knew who you were talking about.

Granted. You find out and now understand Demyx, the world recovers from previous Demyx experience, only to implode AGAIN!

I wish we turned the clock back 2 hours, so I could've had more sleep.

Granted. But then when we turn the clocks ahead you have to get up even earlier than usual.

I wish there wasn't a daylight savings time. It screws up my sleep/eating schedule.

Granted. But you're in the World That Never Was, thus we have no sunlight to begin with.

I wish I could get out of bed.O.o

Granted. You get out of bed into the cold room and wish you had never left.

I wish for something yummy for lunch~

Granted. However your delicious meal was tainted with some sort of horrible disease. (sorry)

I wish scientific research articles were easier to read.

Granted. Turns out, Dr. Suess is scientific research material, but it's terrible.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted. And its delicious but is so large you can't possibly eat all of it. Either that or it is soon stolen by a mouse, claiming that it's his cookie. (Doesn't your mom make enough cookies by the way?)


I wish I could write lab reports and play Starcraft II at the same time.

Oh noes. I wanna eat the whole cookie

Granted. But you can only do either half as good as usual, so you fail miserably.

I wish I knew what was going on with what I was watching...