Favorite Quotes

Your favorite quotes from wherever. Try to be as accurate as you can be.

"Got it memorized?"


...I had to do it.

"A sweet dream for the wisher, a trial of thorns for the seeker. Not unlike the rose itself..." ~Firion, Dissidia (Firion didn't say it, but it was in his story, the comentary guy says it)

Two from a fic I read....
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Xemnas looked them over appreciatively. Then his leader-like demeanor broke. "AWWWW! Lookie at my Orgie! So adowable in your black coats! Like little dolls! Yes you are! Yes you are!"
Everyone face-palmed and Xigbar began knocking the back of his head against his chair. Looked like being the boss of a mysterious group still wasn't enough to break him of his flamboyancy. They were stuck with him like that.
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Xemnas' eyes grew wide with worry. "Saixy's upset? But…why?"
The other two tried to ignore the pet names. "Long story dude. Just…stay away if you value your life." Xigbar told him and both walked away.
Xemnas made sure they had rounded the corner before he placed a tennis ball inside Saix' room. There, he'd have that to play with when he woke up.
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Adam (Man vs. Food): It tastes like burning.

Colin Mochrie (Whose Line is it Anyway): Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer dead at 53. I know, it is sad. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report that "the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

This is a comment from a fire emblem video. They are fighting a dragon and I found this hilarous. (Not actual game quote)

Hector: Hell yeah we got this!

Lyn: This dragon is screwed heheh

Hector: YO Eliwood! Do the final blow man!

Everyone: WE ARE COUNTING ON YOU!

Eliwood: Here it goes! *miss*...aww crap O.o

Hector: .... ಠ̯ಠ

Everyone: *facepalm*

Lyn: niiice-we're screwed

My brother personifying our cat: "I am the one they call the Dark One."
My mom: ".....Wtf is wrong with my kids?"

My friend Katie on if Xem should be a dad:

"Daddy, can I go out side?"
"KINGDOM HEARTS!"
"Daddy, pleeease, can I go outsi-"
"KIIIINGDOM HEARTS!"
"Daddy, please, can I just go play out-"
"KIIIIINNGGGDOOOMMM HEEEAAARRTTSS!!!"
"ARGH!"

.....I would make a great father. *pout* But only if I had the proper support.

...............*cough*...............

Dirty Pair (Affair in Nolandia)
Tower: "Level it out pilot, you're swerving a too much to land properly."
Pilot: "What?! You're the one with a runway that's jumping around like a f***ing bronco!"

Blue Seed (First Episode)
Kusanagi: *Picks Momiji up and presses her close to his chest*"Oh I didn't notice those before, you're baggy shirt was very misleading...34B right?~"

Avatar: the Last Airbender

Sokka: It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!!!!!!!!

Gravitation-

Shuichi: Mr. Sokuma gave it to me...
Tasuha- WHAT!? He gave it to you! I stood in line without using connections and no sale! *hugs tv* My honey Ryuichi!
Shuichi: Oh Tasuha! *grabs hand* I can totally see where your coming from! Mr. Sokuma is so awesome!
Tasuha- Yeahh!
Shuichi: So which of Nittle Grasper's songs is your favorite. I like be there, the eighth song on this video!
Tasuha- I like the encore version a lot more...Ryuichi gets all naked in that one...
Shuichi: Ohhh you got good taste Tasuha!

XD

Hetalia: Axis Powers (English dub)

America: CHINA! I choose you!

My friend Ali: "It's so cold! It's like the Titanic!"

My friend, Nick: "Glitter is the herpes of EVERYTHING."

That's terrible. But funny. XD

.....Wow so Edward Cullen is walking herpes.

The Indeed That Never Was wrote:.....Wow so Edward Cullen is walking herpes.

Best quote ever.

....once again, I try. Lol. It was merely observation!

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Writing about the Orgy.
Mom: O.O
Me:.....ohhhhh wait, hold on that's not what I meant.

XD Nice.

My mom: That doesn't look like homework.

Me: *totally serious* Mom... Why does the bathroom have a heater in it?
Mom: So your butt doesn't stick to the seat when you pee.
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Me: *talking to my friends about KH*
Mom: Quit talking about Sexion and Sex(Saix) and do your chores!!