The Kingdom Hearts Saga

You mean he's 40 going on 15. XD

Yes, and Braig does look like a train conductor! OMFG! XD!!!!!

-There has to be a literal anime device of red oni blue oni, Isa and Lea.

These are commuters' lounge stories, Indeed. XD

And Aqua and Terra are still devoricing parents. I can't get that out of my head now.

* Master* Xehanort is that old man who offers you candy or he's that troll under the bridge trying to eat the goats...*shudders*

*snort*

I can't wait to see Mew's reaction to the end of Ven's story.

Aqua= The nagging mother
Terra= The dead beat dad
Ventus= The rebellious idealistic son

XD

Everyone is a power ranger. Especially Vanitas

Xehanort is a pedophile, watch out Isa! XD!

Apparently we weren't the only ones to think Aqua and Terra were like parents to Ven...

...................OMFG ALL OF XEMNAS' SPEECHES!!!!! OMG *just dies*

The Indeed That Never Was wrote:...................OMFG ALL OF XEMNAS' SPEECHES!!!!! OMG *just dies*

He does say hearts quite often... But what about all the other characters? XD

Yeah, but that voice...and the replacement...maybe Ansem too and it'd be hilarious "KINGDOMMMMM ________!!!!!"

*snort*

Ansem (Xehanort's Heartless) from KH1 sounds like he got kicked there when the light smacked him. >:3

Heart count:
Terra: 2
Xehanort possessed Terra: 3
Sora: 2-3
Riku: 1-4

Riku Wins!

XD Yep. He totally wins.

But Sora wins in the number of hearts he's touched.

Wait, how does Riku have 4?

Kingdom Hearts: Where pedophilia is praised by fangirls and everyone X everyone is OKKKAAAY!

Well, when Riku is possessed by "Ansem" who is really Xehanort's heartless, that means he has all those hearts inside his. So, since Terra and Xehanort are in there and Master Eraqus is tagging along too, then while Riku is possessed he has four hearts.

Only when he's in there.

This is manly and threatening

Yes. Because real men do hair flips.

No, Loreal, b/c Saix is worth it.
-YGOTAS TM

Day 322: The Plan Edit
Author: Xemnas

Be they a puppet or the hero's Nobody, we merely need a functional Keyblade master. The details are unimportant. The puppet has developed to a point where the hero of the Keyblade may be entirely redundant. Indeed, perhaps we ought never allow Sora to awaken. He cannot be controlled. He will rise up against us. We must move our agenda ahead with that firmly in mind.

[HE EVEN WRITES IT!!! *dies*]

XD That's great. That is just plain hysterical

NOW my username makes even more sense.