Would You Rather

Cross-dress, 'cause at this point it's nearly impossible for women to crossdress.

Would you rather meet Tigger or Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh?

Eeyore <3

Would you rather cut your hair to your chin or wear short shorts for a week?

Short shorts. Don't touch the hair! I'd look terrible with that short of hair. I'll stick with my Bones do, thank you.

Would you rather have long hair or short hair?

Short hair. I used to have very long hair until I discovered that it was easier to take care of when it was shorter. Just got it cut again, too. I didn't like it at first, but everyone keeps complementing on it, so I guess it looks good. XD

Would you rather be a royal or a knight?

Royal. Win.

Would you rather be in Gryffindor or Slytherin?

Hufflepuff. Okay, okay. I would want to be a Slytherin, a good Slytherin. I'm too chicken to be in Gryffindor. XD

Would you rather lie or steal?

...Can I steal my brother's cookie?
Steal.

Would you rather read really fast and not remember much or read impossibly slow and remember everything?

Read impossibly slow and remember EVERYTHING.

Would you rather eat a chocolate chip cookie or an oatmeal cookie?

Chocolate Chip. Oatmeal usually means raisins, and I hate raisins in bakery.

Would you rather have a apple or pumpkin pie?

Pumpkin pie. 'Tis the season.

Would you rather dance in front of a small group of people or a big crowd of people?

Big crowd. I love dancing.

Would you rather have to do a 20-page report or a 20-minute oral presentation (any subject you want)?

A 20-page report. I dislike oral presentations.

Would you rather be a rebel or a yankee?

...Aren't they the same thing?

Yankee, I suppose. Then I get a song about me. (Yankee Doodle Dandy, anyone?)

Would you rather wear all black or all white?

Rebels = Confederates.

All black. Imma be a goth. XD

Would you rather be a goth or a prep?

Goth. Goth Lolita, anyone?

Would you rather have a pegasus or a unicorn?

A unicorn!

Would you rather fall in love with a vampire or fall in love with a werewolf? (Haha I totally just went there)

Give me the werewolf. Then I won't be anyone's snack.

Would you rather be on American Idol or Dancing With The Stars?

Dancing With the Stars. American Idol is so yesterday.

Would you rather hop to your destination or skip to your destination?

Skip! It's more fun!

Would you rather read manga or American comics?

Manga. There's a broader variety.

Would you rather be Batman or Spider-Man?

Batman. No radio-active spiders for me. Plus, I'm rich.

Would you rather have wings or teleport short distances?

Wings. Flying would be fun.

Would you rather be a good witch or a bad witch?

Bad witch. Elphaba, anyone?

Would you rather have phenomenal cosmic powers and be trapped in a lamp or have a useless power?

A useless power. I'd go crazy trapped in a lamp.

Would you rather read books or write books?

Oh no! I have to choose one?!

Write. I could never give up writing books.

Would you rather watch a TV Show that's a half-hour long or a full hour?