Rules of Anime that Never Apply in Real-life.

There is always an explanation for everything.

Cigarettes can stay in your mouth even when its wide open.

Suckers make good cigarette replacements.

It is impossible to run out of ammo

^Also applies to many action movies

And you never have to reload.

You bleed. Gallons.

And yet you never bleed to death. ...Except for that itty bitty bullet hole that kills you...

Your hair defies the laws of gravity and yet is badass.

It can also be any color of the rainbow. Naturally.

A single slash of a normally deadly weapon doesn't kill you.

Cut scenes mean instant kills that would never happen in normal game-play.

You can fall off a cliff or something and stand screaming "Ow" without any broken bones

Explosions don't kill you.

Your eyes are REALLY big.

^ And yet your vision is not improved.

Also, if your eyes are small you're either really sexy or evil. Or a combo of the two.

To anyone with long hair: the hair is either

a) perfect; straight and silky
b) moving like a cape behind without covering your face (or even obstruct your face)
c) washed with anything; heck, it can be soap but the hair's so damn perfect...
d) looking all-so-manly even if it's not tied up... (applies to guys with long hair)

or even a combo of these options...
I envy them...

Destiny's Gate wrote:^ And yet your vision is not improved.

Also, if your eyes are small you're either really sexy or evil. Or a combo of the two.

I guess I'm sexy and evil. XD

You never have to use the bathroom... except for storyline purposes.

Your body can twist into horrifying shapes and you don't die.
(The Enigma of Amigara Fault.)

Your legs and arms can be super long and your torso very short. Like a spider.

It is possible to turn a microwave into a time machine.

Little Lolita girls are always geniuses.

It is possible to murder and arrest twice the population of Japan but still have a Tokyo subway train be packed.

The eviller you are, the longer it takes for you to chant out a spell.