Favorite Quotes

"What's wrong, Xemnas-sensei?" A kid in the back asked. "You used to be so cool, and now you're pelting us with extra homework!"

Xemnas glared at the boy.

"Must not be getting any at home." Zexion arched an eyebrow.

"I'll have you know, I 'get some' all the time, thank you very much."

Lucky Star

"Okay fine you don't understand I'm an otaku, I'm a werido, a total werido."

Pokemon

Ash: It must be some kind of streaker.
Brock: Ash! You mean stalker!

(Brock's face during that was the best )

Lucky Star

Konata: Apupupuepue!

Yaoi: yamete oshirika itai!
(Stop my butt hurts!)

*snorts* My mom's giving me weird looks now.

Can't deny it, that one was great X)

"Axel, we're supposed to confuse and intimidate Sora. Introducing us as Orgy XIII may hinder that."

"What the hell do you mean, 'you think you broke Kingdom Hearts'?"

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"Oh my god Saix! I just had the greatest idea!"

Oh boy.

"Y-yes Superior?"

Xemnas suddenly grabbed Saix by the shoulders and began shaking his confused subordinate like a kid with sugarhigh issues.

"Let us have babies!"

Saix gaped at his superior. Utterly horrified.

"Wh- What? Superior are you feeling okay?"

"Grand! Lets have babies! Lots and LOTS of babies! 400 BABIES!"
~Xemnas on Powerthirst

:::
"S-Superior please! I don't think you're thinking clearly here!"

Xemnas let out a loud, insane sort of laugh. "Thinking clear as crystal! 400 babies! And they're gonna run like KENYANS!"

~Xemnas on Powerthirst

Crackfics make me lol. XD

"OH PLEASE DEAR GOD XEMNAS DON'T GET THE CHAINSAW!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A loud crashing sound was heard.

"DRINK POWERTHIRST AND YOULL WIN AT EVRYTHING FOREVERRRR!"

Tactics:

Kantarou: Let's do it.
Haruka: Why so sudden?
Kanarou: Because I can't hold back anymore...
Haruka: ...you're so werid.

NCIS
"Never date a woman who eats more than you."

X-men

Manager: (Watches Jubliee break and arcade game) Hey! Do you know how much that game costs!?
Jubliee: Yeah, a quarter.

"We meet again, in heaven! Where you never say goodbye!!" ~Skillet, Lucy.

One of mom's friends: I hate me some bitches!

Mom: Me too, that's why I have a boy dog. *^_^*

"As you lose the arguement in the cable car"

"Eh, Rude?"

"Yes, Reno?"

"I fucking hate Shinra."

"Yeah, so do I."

*while watching Escaflowne*

*huge muscle-dude runs in with a huge sword*

Someone: Machine? Meet man!

Someone else: And in the battle of Man versus machine, MAN WON!!!!

Another person: I AM ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG! THIS MECHA FIGHTING TECHNIQUE HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!

Last person: *laughing* There won't be any dramatic scenes at this rate...

^ XD

Dad: Kiss my muscle.
Me: >.>

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan Stiles: *hoedown* Singing a song about a vending machine
Don't you know that it's really not my scene?
Trying to think of something clever with a little twist
If we do another hoedown, I'll slit my fucking wrist.

Three Muskateers

"This ax was a gift to me from the czarina of Tokyo."

Talladega Nights:

Jean: Do you know why I came to America, "Reecky Booby"?
Ricky: To have a chalupa and marvel at the wisdom of George W. Bush, I mean, the same reason anyone comes to America.

Me playing Re:Coded:

"I wonder if I can distract Roxas from killing me by giving him an Axel plushie?...Hmmm...NO ROXAS NO!!!! STOP KILLINNNNGGGG MMMMMEEEEE!!!"

Awww.

Me playing Dirge of Cerberus during one of Nero's boss fights:

"DAMN IT! STOP MULTIPLYING! I'm pretty sure Weiss likes it, BUT I DON'T! NERO! STOP RAZOR WINGING ME, DAMNIT!!"

^Lol. That's how I felt with Shadow Sora.