Favorite Quotes

"I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE FACE!"
~WKUK

Science class today:

MrS: *talking about biomass fuel*
Taylor: *randomly blurts out something about Charlie Sheen*
MrS: That's actually related to our conversation! You could burn Charlie Sheen and it would be biomass fuel!
Taylor: That'd be worse than anything we have so far. You know how much cocaine is in his system?

and

MrS: Carbon Monoxide is silent, odorless, quick and deadly.
Brandon: So... It's like a ninja!

My O chem professor, referring to the order of the chapter in our book:

(in his awesome British accent) "I don't know why the book does it this way...its back-assward."

"Don't make me kill you for the experience points." - my friend.

^ lolololololololololololololololololololol

Me: Does it have to be creative nonfiction?
Teacher: Yes. Can't be all out fantasy.
Me: ...Fine. I'll write fantastical and then have my mom call me up for dinner at the end.

^ Haha

"Don't ever argue with an idiot, they will lower you to their level and try to beat you with experience" - another friend of mine. This conversation is hilarious. XD

My Dad:

"If you're ex-boyfriend truly cared about you, he would have called you tonight just to make sure you were okay."

I love my Dad and I agree with him 100 percent

^ Wise words right there.

Agreed.

Me and my suitemate are studying O chem together in his room, another guy (his friend) walks in,
Him: What are you two doing in here? Making sweet love?
My suitemate: "Making sweet love to O chem."

Big Bang Theory
"Did you have fun playing with Raj's big telescope last night?"

^ I love that show XD

^ So do I.

I have been told multiple times by many people that I should watch it.

Maybe this summer, when I have the time.

"I don't know, a 120lb dog with a stuffed duck in his mouth doesn't look too intimidating Woogie." ~My dad to our dog

When I told a friend that I've decided to become an English teacher: "STEER THOSE FUTURE STEPHENIE MEYERS OFF THEIR DESTRUCTIVE PATHS! Some poor money-ravaged parents will thank you."

Mom: Thank God for gay men.

She was at CVS and a flamingly gay guy heled her pick out the best hair coloring stuff. XD (he said he used to work at a beauty salon.)

"I find it funny that he's riding trains all the way to Transylvania."

"WHAT THE DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOGURT?!"

"I'm gonna come in with a bush and be like, 'yeah, can I have plastic surgery?'"
~My brother ....we're watching TV

Inga: "He'd have an enormous "
Frederick: "...That goes without saying."
Inga: "Woof."
Eigor: "He'll be very popular."

^From what?

Young Frankenstein

Roger Waters: *about Syd Barrett* I remember one time, we were going to a gig and had to pick him up. He hopped in the car wearing a skirt. I said 'what are you wearing, Syd?' and he said 'I'm a homosexual~'. He went around, days on end thinking he was gay.

... Dude, Syd... *shakes head*

^That's.....an interesting choice of words

Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
~ Bruce Dickinson, lead singer of Iron Maiden