Dear Blank, Please Blank

Dear Reno,

............yo

Sincerely,
Everyone who has to hear it.

Dear Rude,

You're so cool!

Sincerely, Reno

Dear Watson,

It's elementary!

Sincerely, Sherlock Holmes.

Dear deviantart,

Thank you for attempting to do something about those ads!

Love, poor people who can't afford memberships

Dear bugs,

stop trying to fly into my window. You will never get the light, but you'll definitely get some brain damage if you insist on running into the window every three seconds.

Love, I'm highly amused but annoyed at the same time.

Dear Facebook,

If I wanted my friends stalking me I would use twitter.

Sincerely,
Person without the compulsive need to tell the world everything

^ AMEN!

Dear People of the World,

I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.

Sincerely,
Grammar

Nice.

Dear Impa,

You try to defeat a giant flaming spider and be on time.

Sincerely, Link

Dear Customers,

We do not take your dishes for you. Next to the trash can is a shelf and bus tray for your trays and dishes. Please, put the trays where it says "trays" and dishes where it says "dishes," and for the love of God, throw out your used napkins!

Sincerely, fast food employee

Dear Normandy,

No one wants honors night during the day. Our peers don't give a how well we do, only our parents do.

From, Smart Kids at Normandy

Dear Crazy Cathy,

I know you're talking about me every time you post a journal about me on deviant art. We aren't "drifting apart". I just never liked you.

From, Seriously Annoyed Junior

Dear Politicians,

Please shut up. We're sick of you.

From, Already voted

Dear Staff at Normandy,

There is an assigned time to come for your yearbook photo. Please come at the assigned time, not when you choose. Someone else is bound to have their photo then. Thanks.

From, the Yearbook Staff

Dear Carrie Underwood,

I'm sure there was more than enough wind in Oklahoma today to rip the nails out of a house.

Sincerely,
Blown Away

Dear Little Sister,

Go to bed!

Sincerely,
Older Sister

Dear Santa,

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do.

Sincerely,
Radio Stations everywhere

Dear Mrs. Crim,

Stop talking to me in the hallway about how much you miss me. It makes me want to stay how I DON'T miss you.

Sincerely,
An angry student