Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. She starts eating you instead. Fingers first.

I wish that wasn't such a disturbing image.

Granted. They were poisoned, so you died after your first.

I wish my corruptions didn't always end in death

(Yaoi doesn't do much for me, but it doesn't phaze me either)
Granted. You find me, too, and I annoy you so much you decide to leave the "individuals" you were searching for alone.

I wish that wasn't so obvious.

Granted instead it isnt obvious at all....and you end up being in the same room with me as well as the....individuals and you dont even know it....


Wish I could think of something to do for my forum leaders pic of these kids she wanted me to draw...

Granted. They aren't kids. They're actually 16 and 20 (1014, if you count the years he was sealed without aging), so any plan you had was destroyed.

I wish I'd had a better description.

Granted, but it's too detailed and hard to draw.

I wish these were sized correctly...

Granted. But then the sizing requirements change.

I wish Squiby wasn't giving people issues again.

Granted, but it just shuts down.

I wish for a popsicle.

Granted. it's pickle flavored.

I wish these people on TV weren't so stupid
(Epic fail on Cash Cab)

Granted, now they're too smart for you to understand.

I wish for dinner.

Granted. It's slop.

I wish for a pet Chocobo

Granted I eat it.

Wish for more socks!

Granted. You have none that match.

I wish my cat didn't steal my socks...

Granted, but now your homework is mysterously missing.

I wish for some gum.

Granted, but it's too small and chokes you to death.

I wish I liked ass flavored things.

Granted and now youve got the Anus Touch


Wish I was taller

Granted. But everyone's still taller than you.

I wish someone would post in an RP.

Granted. I overpost, have fun catching up.

I wish American Idol was funnier.

Granted. It's so funny you die laughing.

I wish for a new Mythbusters.

Granted. They just don't do anything fun.

I wish I had something new to watch.

Granted. You start watching one of my ridiculously girly shoujos.

I wish this doujinshi I'm reading was the real cannon~

Granted. It then blows your head off. (Cannon, get it?)

I wish for cleaner water in Cleveland.