Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. But it gives you cavities.

I wish for some ginger ale

Granted, but it also gives you cavities.

I wish for it to be dark outside already.

Granted. Then the vampires come for you. Now you sparkle and no one wants to talk to you anymore.

I wish I didn't have a case of the munchies.

Granted. All of the food in the world disappears.

I wish for an awesome new TV show to watch this fall.

Granted. But it only lasts one season and doesn't answer any questions for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

Granted. But a cold front never comes in.

I wish for good sleep tonight.

Granted, but you oversleep by three days. You narcoleptic, you.

I wish Disney would make a good new movie soon. (I'm hoping Tangled wasn't a fluke)

Granted. But it has Pixar's name attached to it.

I wish pony are would stop showing up frequently on the first three front pages of dA.

Granted. Now it's all porn. Rule 34, anyone?

I wish more people would join the site and its RPs.

Granted. But the site goes offline forever.

I wish I could draw.

Granted. But you find your only drawing talent is Yaoi.

I wish I it was cooler outside.

((I hate you so much XD))

Granted. But a cool front still never comes in.

I wish my phone would stop freezing up like a computer.

Granted. Instead, your computer freezes up like a computer and your phone bites your hand.

I wish I got a letter to Hogwarts.

Granted. But they take it back after realizing you're older than eleven now.

I wish I had something to drink.

(darn)

Granted. It's blood.

I wish for magical powers.

Granted. But they tend to backfire on you a lot.

I wish Gold was on.

Granted. She's just taken her meds for her tooth, though, so she's a little loopy and nothing she posts makes sense.

I wish I had something to do.

Granted. But there's still nothing to do.

I wish I poetry writing came easier to me like it used to.

Granted. But you can't stop writing poetry. Ever. Not even to eat. So you slowly waste away...

I wish it wasn't so humid.

Granted. The cold front misses where you live. XP

I wish Halloween would hurry up and get here.

Granted. But because of the change in time, no one has time to prepare a costume and its really lame.

I wish I had something to do tomorrow.

Granted. The Earthquake we apparently had returns and knocks everything in your dorm to the ground. You spend all of tomorrow cleaning.

I wish I wasn't sweating so much.

Granted. You drown in your own sweat.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

Granted. He starts winding instead.

I wish for new My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episodes.

Granted. But the show ends up being canceled (highly doubt this happens for awhile lol)

I wish I didn't have to clean the house today.