Favorite Quotes

"This is your last chance, you know."
"What?" She looked at him uneasily.
"It's the late innings now. Don't make a mistake, Trisha."

My little sister: Mwahaha!

I wish I could have recorded this moment. It was hilarious.

I bet it was adorable!

"Congratulations. You've just found yourself a romantic rival... for yourself."

Conversation at dinner...


Mom: It must have been hot or something, because when I woke up this morning, I had no pants on or socks on.

Dad: ... I didn't do it!

Me: *chokes on broccoli*

Glee:

*the 'Warblers' finish singing and girls run up, giving Blaine their phone numbers*
Blaine: Sorry, other team. *grin*

I forgot to watch today. I'll have to watch it tomorrow onDemand.

LOL. It was such a good episode.

Xemnas smiled, "We want our hearts back to become human, to feel emotions, to remember what its like to be alive again. It is a lonely road…wandering between something and nothing. Nothing accepts us, but we aren't something, so we fit somewhere in-between."

This is so insane. Did this guy sit around for a week just plotting up this crap? We're clearly alive. I'm standing right here, in these shoes that…fit me but aren't mine…wearing these clothes that…someone else put on me…and talking to a man who…knows absolutely nothing. I think he likes to hear himself talk because he has no friends.

"And I sucked a three pound burrito out of it's tortilla from Walmart."
"Walmart makes burritos?"
"...I hope so..."

XD

"If I could be feed on bullshit, I'd be full."

"*cough cough* Sorry, I'm allergic to BS."

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Randomly found it on Deviantart.

"Are you saying this is a regulation deck?"
"I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle!"
~Big Bang Theory

Can a zombie apocalypse possible?

...NO

"You may not remember their name, but they'll remember yours forever"
From an anti-bullying poster in my school

"Quack!"
~Princess Tutu.

"A story's birth is a sudden event. The start, a happy accident. The end, the fate for which it's meant. A story that never ends is a cruel thing."
~Edel, Princess Tutu

"Don't worry, when I was little my father died too."
"Cancer?"
"No, my mother killed him"

0_0

"Wait....is his sword...A GUN?"
"Yeah it's called a gunblade."
"That's just....dumb...like it's cheating or they couldn't make up their minds..."
"EXACTLY."

Luxord: "always believe in the heart of the cards!"
Vexen: "WTF? Yu-gi-oh?!"

Code Lyoko

Ulrich: Why did it stop!?
Jeremy: *shrugs* Battery's dead.
Ulrich: WHATT!?

My little sister to my step-mom:

"When Daddy marries his girlfriend will you get a new husband?"

Kids have no idea what they're saying sometimes.

Church: Alright, this is Caboose. He can tell you everything you possibly need to know about blue base.
Caboose: *whispering* Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Church: Caboose, what did I tell you?
Caboose: That there are no regular girls.