Things to say to Telemarketers
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Things to say to Telemarketers
No one likes to be called by telemarketers. Especially since there's never anyone live to annoy back.
So, what would you say to telemarketers, if there was a real person on the other end of the line?
Could be things you've really said to them.
So, what would you say to telemarketers, if there was a real person on the other end of the line?
Could be things you've really said to them.
Re: Things to say to Telemarketers
My uncle's messaging machine says:
"ALL TELEMARKETERS CAN HANG UP NOW! As for everyone else, please leave a message"
XD
"ALL TELEMARKETERS CAN HANG UP NOW! As for everyone else, please leave a message"
XD
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Re: Things to say to Telemarketers
Do what my grandparents do: BLAST EM WITH AN AIR HORN!
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If I actually answered the phone, I'd probably do this:
"Bonjour, je ne parle pas anglais."
Not many people know French. Advantages, advantages.
"Bonjour, je ne parle pas anglais."
Not many people know French. Advantages, advantages.
Re: Things to say to Telemarketers
I'd do it in Japanese.
"Moshi moshi? Eh? Sumimasen. Watashi wa eigo wo hanasemasen."
"Moshi moshi? Eh? Sumimasen. Watashi wa eigo wo hanasemasen."
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This one is a little mature but...
- Spoiler:
- Hello, this is the sperm bank! You jack it we pack it! How may I help you?
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What's really fun is...
"Hello this is 911. What's your emergency?"
And when they inevitably hang up, you call them back and go, "We got a hang up from this line. Are you all right?"
"Hello this is 911. What's your emergency?"
And when they inevitably hang up, you call them back and go, "We got a hang up from this line. Are you all right?"
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"Hello, this is pizza hut, what would you like to order?"
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I applaud you, Des.Destiny's Gate wrote:When "Vote for Blank" volunteers call, troll them with the facts.
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I usually just hang up as of late, too lazy to say anything
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A Romney group called someone in the commuters lounge.
Caller: Obama supports the murder of unborn children and the destruction of marriage! Do you?
Commuter: Why yes. Yes I do.
Caller: Obama supports the murder of unborn children and the destruction of marriage! Do you?
Commuter: Why yes. Yes I do.
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