Things Anime/Video Game Character Would Never Say

Pretty basic. Things characters would never say or do.

Kingdom Hearts
Xemnas: *speaks without waving his arms around or lengthening vowels*

Xigbar: *sees Roxas* Okay, that's it. I quit.

Legend of Zelda
Link: *says anything*

Kingdom Hearts:

Axel: *when Roxas is leaving* Okay, Roxy! Have fun! Bye!

Anyone in KH: Oh, Sora, you're so smart!

RedvsBlue(if anyone aside me watches that):

Sarge: Grif, you're my new second-in-command!

Grif: Yes, Sir, Sarge! Whatever you say!

I saw some RvB, but I haven't seen it in a while

FF7/KH
Cloud: My hair says...

(another)

Cloud: My hair defies gravity in three different directions!

OMFG I SAID THE CLOUD HAIR THING YESTERDAY TO DESTINY!!!

...hehe

Saix: *wink* I make this scar look GOOOOOOD

Saix: My face is so nummy (lol SexyDiviner)

Maid-Sama

Misa: *to the entire school* Yes, I am, in fact, a cosplay maid.

Kingdom Hearts
Xemnas/Ansem Heartless:*completes three sentences without using the word darkness*

Code Geass

Charles zi Britannia: Deep inside I'm really a nice guy

Lelouch: I should be more humble and I have huge daddy issues

Final Fantasy X
Tidus: Where do we draw our weapons from?

Sora:....I don't understand...which one of these old pedophiles IS the REAL Ansem?!?!?!?

Ansem the Wise: Why did these morons steal my name?!?!?

Pokemon

Ash: Yes! I've caught all 151! *sees Johto series* ...Damn it!

The World Ends With You:
Pi-Face: Math Zetta Sucks

Maid-Sama

Kuuga: I'm a jerk who breaks girls hearts. ^_^

Kingdom Hearts

Sora: *says something mature*

Oh wait! He does that in a preview. O.o

Kh:
Vexen: I secretly have an army and I will KILL YOU ALL, KILL YOU ALL I SAY!!!

Kaleido Star

Sora: Yay to competition!

Inuyasha

Kikyou: I forgive you Inuyasha and I don't want our soul Kagome, you can have it all o yourself.

Invader Zim

Zim: I love you and all of your insanely large cranial capacity, earth stink.
Dib: To be completely honest, I love you too. In all your freakishly green-skinned, earless glory.*hug*
Gaz: I approve. Its about time.

...AH THE PINK IT BURNS!....really Demyx, no pink text, it hurts meh eyes!
(For the Nocturne)

KH:
Xigbar: Like totally I love ya melody dude!
Demyx: YAYS!!!!! *glomps and or/ hugs the old space-pirate*

The Cat Returns

Haru: I'll gladly marry the cat prince. ^_^

Naruto

Sasuke: NARUTTTOOO I LOVEEEE YOU!
Itachi:...Doesn't this color of nail polish bring out my eyes?

.hack//SIGN

Tsukasa: ^_^ I love the world

Pokemon

Brock: OMG MY VOICE IS KAIBA'S!

(is it really?!)

Yu-Gi-Oh

Kaiba: *walks around with a coat that isn't starched so much it sticks up in the back*

Stuart gained acclaim as a voice actor not only because of his performing ability, but also due to his remarkable skill in matching Japanese “lip flap,” which makes him exceptionally qualified for English dubbed anime. Among his many roles, he is most well known as the voice of Brock and James in Pokémon (the first 10 years, seasons 1-, as Seto Kaiba in Yu-Gi-Oh!*****


Black Butler
Grell: But...I'm straight.