Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. It gets stuck in the attic instead. It has to go really bad. That liquid dripping from your ceiling? That's not melted snow...

I wish it was dinner time already (TURKEY!!!)

Granted. But because of it being cooked rapidly, its heated unevenly.

I wish teachers didn't write bs questions.

Granted. The questions are still impossible to answer.

I wish my Zexion would evolve

Granted. Now you have to start over again with another one!

I wish I knew all the answers.

Granted. You know the answer to life, the universe, everything... but you don't know the answers to your test. Or the ultimate question.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie.

(damn I knew you would go there... Except for if you knew EVERY answer, wouldn't you know the answer to "what is the ultimate question?")

Granted. But you make me so hungry I come over there at eat it all.

I wish the stars were closer & easier to study.

Granted, but stars are really hot, so we end up with millions of suns and the planet turns into a fire ball. We all die, needless to say.

I wish my house was warmer.

Granted. It is now unbearably hot.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie too...

Granted. But there's no sugar in it, so it's nasty
(there is no pie at my house. That's why I wished for it. XD)

I wish my grandma would bring over a pie

(Right... I knew that...)

Granted. But its after you're already full from dinner.

I wish I could listen to music as loud as I wanted to in my dorm.

Granted, but so can everyone else. No one can hear anyhting, so it gets louder and louder until you all go deaf.

I wish it was Christmas already.

Granted. But you don't have a birthday.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted. You become an insomniac and never sleep again. Now you look like death warmed over warmed over.

I wish I could watch Mythbusters.

Granted. The whole episode is about their interns and their lame experiments.

I wish for the snow to come back.

Granted. Your snowed into your house for ALL ETERNITY.

I wish Axel Heartless was online.

Granted. But she's writing some smut with me, so she's not available.

I wish I could have some more ideas on how to write this threesome...

Granted. You include the cliche known as Whipped Cream and no one wants to read it anymore.

I wish I didn't know that was cliche... (Darn you, friends!)

Granted. But you realize there are far.....far better ways for me to write that, and die of a nosebleed.

I wish Vexen would stop drugging people.

Granted. He rapes and kills them instead.

I wish that wasn't such a disturbing corruption

Granted. Vexen turns into a unicorn, thus he can never be corrupted.

I wish he was younger.

Granted. He's Ienzo's age. And just as creepy as he was when he was older.

I wish Ansem the Wise was a hippie!

[LOL!!!!!]

Granted. But the Kingdom Hearts series never exists, because a hippie wouldn't of been messin' wit the darkness, man.

I wish Ienzo was my little brother. XD!

Granted. He makes voodoo dolls of you and so your parents send him to an asylum.

I wish the snow will be good for snowman making tomorrow.

Granted. The snowmen come to life and run away.

I wish I knew my grades.

Granted. You found out you failed everything.

I wish I could find a decent fanfic to read right now.