Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. You read mine for Axel Heartless, you said decent not appropriate! XD!

I wish I had multiple hands so I could finish all this writing T.T.

Granted. You just can't control all of them... (Alien hand syndrome!)

I wish I could massage my brain.

Granted. It causes brain damage

I wish more people liked the het pairings as well as the yaoi

Granted. They just like crazy random straight pairings you don't agree with.

I wish suitcases packed themselves.

Granted. But then they start eating you.

I wish for a cookie

Granted. The cookie appears and eats you instead.

I wish Inuyasha had another season, where he had kids! XD!

Granted. They're not Kagome's... They're KIKIYO'S!!!!!!

I wish it would just snow already.

[....she's dead...that's just wrong! WRONG I SAY!!!!]
Granted. There's a blizzard and you can't visit any of your friends.

I wish the banana song wasn't stuck in my head.

Granted. You have the banana PHONE song stuck instead.

I wish I could see the penguins

Granted. You are poofed to Antarctica and see the penguins there.

I wish for a third Dark Cloud game.

Granted. It eats your soul.
(there's a third one?)

I wish for cake.

Granted, but it's more bitter then sweet.

I wish I could hang out with Kristyn

Granted. You guys get into a huge fight and never speak to each other again.

I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted. You share a bottle of Amp with me and see me on caffeine/energy drinks, you try to run but the door is locked.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted. Instead you have to work on Christmas, New Years Eve, and New Years. All day.

I wish for breakfast

Granted. I make it, enjoy burnt things on top of undercooked things (Actually, I work Christmas Eve, but I'm off Christmas, day after Christmas, New Years Eve and Day!)

I wish for it to be time for Recoded to come out.

Granted. It's a mind control game created by Xemnas. You are a new Dusk slave without a brain, AKA canon fodder.

I wish I could find knee-high white socks with white lace.
(lolita dress accessories)

Granted. You find them at a store, but the last pair is bought.
[I would suggest Claires or Hot Topic or Target]
(If I was a bedroom Dusk slave, I WOULD NOT CARE!! >:3!!)

I wish Xemnas made a game.

Granted. You elope and are disowned by your family because they thing you've run off with a murderous truck driver man.

I wish I could find this F-ing Evil Crest! (darn you, My World, My Way!)

(You have a gf? Good for you!)

Granted. You do and then the a power glitch causes you to loose your game progress

I wish my jaw wouldn't be so sore.

Granted. But now the rest of you is hurting.

I wish I had a unicorn

Granted. But it doesn't listen to you and impales you on its horn. Then elopes with a narwhal.

I wish I had more experience at RPing.

Granted. You get more involved in this site but fail all your classes as a result.

I wish I had some of the gadgets from SWAT Kats
(anyone remember that show, or am I just a geek? XD)

(Hell yes! I loved the two robotic bad guy cats. I was trying to design the claw-gatling-laser when I was little)

Granted. They don't work as expected & all sorts of crazy stuff happens.

I wish I could see my friends/gf here so I wouldn't be all lonely.