Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted, but to clean it they use poison.

I wish for my flashdrive.

Granted. It was stepped on.

I wish for more yummy smelling candles.

Granted, but they smell so yummy you eat them, and get sick.

I wish I could find my old X-Men Tapes.

Granted. They're all broken.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

Granted, you get a different one stuck in your head inside.

I wish for less chocolate...

Granted. You have more BRUSSLE SPROUTS! And you must EAT THEM ALL!

I wish for breakfast. *drools*

Granted, but my sister cooks it, so it's over done.

I wish for dinner for breakfast.

Granted. But the dinner's still frozen.

I wish it wasn't so cold out.

Granted, but now it's too hot.

I wish for this nightgown to be just a little longer.

Granted. Now you're wearing a nun habbit, and Sebastian from Kuroshitsuji just happens to come along...

I wish Kuroshitsuji didn't confuse me so much.

Granted, but now you understand that, but not D-Gray man.

I wish my i-pod wasn't dead.

(I'm so used to not understanding DGM until the end of any given story arch that it wouldn't matter. )

Granted. It's enslaved you. Now you can't do anything without its permission.

I wish this Doujinshi would update...

Granted, but it's no the doujinshi that you wanted, it's an Ed X Roy Hard yaoi.

I wish for a blanket.

Granted. It was used in a couple yaoi scenes and wasn't washed between the shoots and you getting it.

I wish for Indeed to log on.

Granted. She logs on and gets three thousand more posts then you.

I wish for less yaoi roleplays on facebook.

Wait, YOU'RE wishing for that?!

Granted. There are now a ton of Hentai RPs, but then all those people get arrested and Facebook gets a lawsuit, shutting them down for good.

I wish for a cookie.

(I have 8 with Kristyn on there, and it's hard to keep up with all the roleplays I'm in)

Granted, but it's the kind from Normandy that are hard as rock.

I wish for this English Homework to be done.

Granted. You have to do my chemistry, Physics, and calculus now.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, your now only as tired as me.

I wish for the dancing banana.

Granted. But it sings the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song over and over until you shoot yourself.

I wish I could go do that now...
(I'm not on my home computer)

Granted, but you slide in your car all the way to your house. Not fun.

I wish for My Melo.

Granted. My Melo turns out to be less cute than in the anime... and more evil with world dominating tendencies.

I wish for a cookie

Granted, but it's the hard like the kind the school feeds you.

I wish there were more Arthur X Lute pics.

Granted. But they're all horribly drawn.

I wish school was over already.

Granted. But then you sign up for summer school.

I wish for this cough to go away.