Favorite Quotes

At Work:
My one boss: We just zone the gondolas -
Me: What's a gondola?
Everyone else: *stares* Don't you know?
Me:No...*shifty eyes*...
Co-worker: The plastic things to organize the underwear.
Me: Since when did we start using fancy vocabulary at Target?! Why not just call it the plastic organizer thingies!!??

Average day at my dad's house

Dad: *reading a book*
Lilly(my 3 year old sister): *pokes the page* Why's his blanky on his head?
Dad: His face is cold.
Lilly: Oh.
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Dad: *closes the book*
Lilly: No! the end!
Dad: I read the end. The daddy dinosaur pushed the baby dinosaur's head out the little house and--
Lilly: NO!
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Lilly: Mum! Mum!
Dad: .... I'm your father...
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Lilly: Daddy dinosaur has boobies!
Dad: Daddies don't have boobies...
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Dad: *puts Lilly on the ground* Go flutter like the little butterfly you are. Flutter to mommy.
Lilly: *scampers out*
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Lilly: *runs back* There's a monster in your room!!!
Dad: There is?
Lilly: *grabs her kitty stuffed animal* I'll go kill it!

OMFG! She sounds adorable.

!!

This be she XD