Favorite Quotes

Nabari No Ou:

Yukimi: What did you say punk?
Gau: Punk? You're the chicken head dumbass!

XD I never heard anyone call someone a chicken head before.

Was this a fansub or a dub? That joke... is a little confusing. I'm going to guess it was lost in translation...

No, Yukimi is a blonde. So he called him a chicken head. But, it was a dub. I thought it was pretty funny XD

If I had to guess, they used two Japanese words that sound similar. Still funny, though. XD

Nabari No Ou

"Yeah, a sprain"
"No sensi, it's about woolen underwear."
"Flying Squirrel."



XD

I've felt like that a couple of times...

Tales Of Symphonia, Dawn of The New World

Emil: sigh Why do I exist? What's my purpose in this world?
Tenebrae: That's a heavy sigh, what brought up these thoughts?
Emil: Lately, I haven't been used in battle...they act like I don't exist. I don't even know why I'm here anymore...
Tenebrae: !!! Wait! I know your purpose!
Emil: Really?
Tenebrae: You were born to be a benchwarmer!
Emil: o_o ...I was right, no one loves me..... T_T

Xemnas for President:

"And that, my friends, is why I am the most qualified candidate to be elected as your ruler." Xemnas said, in his usual, slowly annunciated way of speaking.
Xigbar sharply kicked him, and Xemnas added, "Your fairly elected leader."

The crowd didn't seem to notice, for they all leapt out of their seats, and cheered madly, screaming Xemnas' name. Xemnas raised his hand as a way of saying thanks, as he walked away from the microphone, and off the stage.

XD That is great.

Buffy the vampire slayer:

Giles: In a mocking voice over his British accent "You do like my mask, isn't it pretty, it raises the dead... Americans."

Danny Phantom:

"We don't like being called ghosts! We prefer Ecto-Americans."

Me randomly at lunch:

I am the almighty ruler of turtles, akward turtles, and akward moments involving turtles and/or akward turtles.

Tales Of Symphonia 2, Dawn of The New World

Richter: Emil, food's ready!
Emil: Thank you very much!
Richter: Go ahead and eat it...if you can...
Emil: That sounds really ominous...it looks normal enough though...let me give it a try. *tries food* *chokes* ....Mom...wait for me...I'll be joining you....shortly....*GASP* X_X
Richter: Hmm I was afraid of that...this is the first time I ever cooked.

"My mother always said, the road to a woman's heart is a long one. But shortcuts are made of chocolate!"

Or for those of us here, Kingdom Hearts. XD

^True!!!
Random dude: "Indeeeeeed"
Me: *gush!!*

"What does it mean to play an instrument? ... To get sound out of it. That means, I could probably play all instuments."

~Jack Black

Invader Zim

"I would like a large classic poop."

XD I love Gir

The video Ju-chan posted in funny videos...

"I see a poser~!"

Tales Of Symphonia 2, Dawn of the new world

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!" ~Zelos
"I'm just too pretty! Seriously!" ~Zelos

Marta: Why do you call him "Sir Huni"?
Zelos: Because he's my huni!!
Marta and Emil: ...

Tales Of Symphonia Memorable Quotes:

Yuan: So you've come, like moths to the flame!
[Yuan and Botta appeared at the scene]
Lloyd Irving: Do you ever say anything original?
Zelos Wilder: You gotta admit... that line is seriously clichéd.
Yuan: I see your attitudes haven't changed! But your impudence ends here! Prepare to die!

Zelos Wilder: You okay, Lloyd?
[Zelos approaches Colette and places the Key Crest on her Cruxis Crystal]
Mithos: What are you doing?
[Mithos launches his light ball towards Colette, but Zelos shoved Colette out of the light ball's range]
Mithos: I thought you wanted me to set you free of your fate as a Chosen!
Zelos Wilder: Oh, you know what? I changed my mind. That won't matter after we beat the snot out of you.
Lloyd Irving: Zelos! I knew you'd come back to us!
Zelos Wilder: Sorry about all that. It was the only way I can get my hands on this. Here.
[Zelos tosses the Aionis to Lloyd]
Zelos Wilder: Refine that with dwarven arts, and it'll let even a human use the Eternal Sword!
Lloyd Irving: [confused] You... are you saying you did all that just to get this?
Sheena Fujibayashi: That's right. This stupid Chosen released us from those traps back there.
Zelos Wilder: [repenting] But it is true that I deceived you. I've held you guys back for a long time. I figured I'd at least have to do something like that to make up for it.
Lloyd Irving: If you want to make it up to us, hurry up and fight!
Zelos Wilder: You got it!

Sheena Fujibayashi: Hey Zelos, carry the big guy for us.
Zelos Wilder: Me? You want me to carry this ogre by myself? Are you kidding me?
Colette Brunel: Here, I'll help. Zelos will have a hard time of it by himself.
Zelos Wilder: Aww, you're so nice, Colette! We Chosens have to look out for each other, right?
Colette Brunel: Yeah!
[Picks up the large convict effortlessly by herself]
Colette Brunel: Oh, he's lighter than I thought. I can carry him myself.
Zelos Wilder: Haha... I see...
Raine Sage: Men are so useless these days.

Zelos Wilder: No one stands a chance against the great Zelos!
Lloyd Irving: You mean no one can stand you, right?
Zelos Wilder: Lloyd, that was seriously harsh, man.

Sheena Fujibayashi: Did you see my attack?
Zelos Wilder: Oh yeah, baby, I was watching.
Sheena Fujibayashi: For some reason, I don't think that's what you were focusing on.

Zelos Wilder: [pinned to the ground by a convict threatening to kill him] Oh... hey Lloyd? If you abandon me here, I swear, I'll come back to haunt you.
Lloyd Irving: [sweat drops] ... I just had a sudden, violent urge to abandon you.

Lloyd Irving: [fails to pick up a piece of wood and Presea drags it off] I've lost all confidence as a man.

[Lloyd's group accidentally ran into a barrier trap as they are trying to retrieve the Rheairds]
Yuan: You've walked right into my trap, fools!
[Lloyd's group glances at Zelos]
Lloyd Irving: He just called you a fool.
Presea Combatir: Zelos... is clumsy.
Zelos Wilder: Gah... I am so sad now.

Zelos Wilder: Man, what an arrogant SOB. Talking as if he knows everything...
Sheena Fujibayashi: While we're on the subject of ways of talking, why don'tcha do something about the vulgar language?
Zelos Wilder: He he he he he!

Zelos Wilder: [if Zelos delivers the final blow to the enemy and wins the battle] Man, I rule! I'm so cool!

Sebastian: I was instructed by the Pope and an emissary of His Majesty Tethe'alla the 18th to report as soon as the Chosen returned.
Zelos Wilder: You can just ignore that.
Sebastian: Yes, sir. Ah... And who is the guest with the two swords?
Zelos Wilder: My huni.
[to Lloyd]
Zelos Wilder: Just make yourselves at home.
Sebastian: If there is anything you need, Sir huni, please speak to me.
[leaves]
Lloyd Irving: ...My name's not 'huni'!

Zelos Wilder: [Gets hit in battle] Not the face! <----- My favorite XD

"Don't stop. Keep walking. Until the day you die." ~Mana Walker, D.Gray-Man

"Dead inside, my heart and soul flatlines! But your mouth on mine, and bring me back to life!"

I was talking to this other author about Riku having an My Chemical Romance watch that uses Ansem's voice to tell time:

"LET YOUR HEART FALL INTO THE DARKNESS!"
"Oh, sorry. That's my watch. Tea time!"

D.Gray-Man

Howard Link: Don't damage the crown. It would ruin us financially.
Allen: How much?
Link: General Cross's debts would seem trvial.
Allen: I won't so much as scratch it.

and...

Phantom Theif G: *possessing Howard Link* What is this?!
Allen: A sword. I stabbed you.
G: YAGH!!!!! YOU STABBED ME?!
Allen: *thinking* Poor Link! My sword doesn't harm humans.