Favorite Quotes

I'm reading a fanfiction and this struck me as funny.

Kanda: I'm not laughing. I'm choking at your failure.

And...

Lenalee: He’s going to figure it out if you keep this up.
Kanda: Che. If you say a word, I’ll cut off what little hair you have.
Lenalee: My clipboard will defend me.

Oh, and...

This sign made me laugh like nuts... Tell me if YOU would buy the product mentioned.

Hibiki's magic:

Melon Bread!
Big and delicious!

Cost: Life

^ I dunno....that's a hard decission thar.... XD

But only a little.

"I'll be your crying shoulder"

Me: I don't like milk... It comes from cow boobs.
Mom: Want goat milk then?
Me: Noooo, that's goat boob milk.
Mom: Rice milk?
Me: ...No...
Mom: .... Rice doesn't have boobs...

Neither does almond milk or soy milk.

^LOL DIVINER!



"She's gonna kill 10 people?!" ~Shawn

"We die when love is dead, it's killing me!"

I love that line <33

Futurama:

Leela: Guess who I just got off the video phone with!
Bender: No.

Fry: Where's your bathroom?
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?

DAMN CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SHUPEWIORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

*snort*

Lol I love Demyx.
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Xaldin looked at Xigbar incredulously. "Did you try burping him?"

"Yes!"

"Talking to him?"

"YES!"

Xaldin looked pensive for a moment.

"Shoot him."

Xemnas stared around wide-eyed. His broken tea cup lay forgotten inches away. The now millions of fangirls surrounded him.

"Oh my gosh, girls! It's Mansex!" one yelled.

"Let's get him." Said another.

"N-no, not that dreaded nickname. Not fangirls. Anything but fangirls. N-NOOOOOOOO!"

Really Really

"Just tell the boy already. He'll find out eventually. Best to get it over with."

"But he'll hate me, Weiss." I cling to the pillow; it's the color of Cloud's eyes, much to my sadness. "I don't want him to hate me."

"Well, what do you want happening?"

"Cloud and I get married, adopt two children and live happily ever after on a Chocobo farm. With a dog. "

They both kind of blink at me. "Okay, realistic ideal situation."

"Uhm… Cloud never finds out and I graduate without him hating me."

Weiss and Nero look at each other. "Not happening," they say in unison. I throw the pillow at them. Those pillows are called throw pillows just because they're so easy to throw at evil conniving uncles who enjoy making me cry.

"You guys are dickweeds!"

That dream seems oh so familiar now. Lol

Took a Mary Sue test for Bella from Twilight, just filling in from what I know of the author and the character..

"Bella is suspiciously similar to you as you'd like to be. She may be popular, or she may not, but no matter what she's impossible to ignore; she stands out... just the way you always wanted to. She always knew she was special, destined for great things - and probably made sure everyone else knew it too. She's come in for her share of hurt, but gotten off with minor damage. And you, her creator, have spoilt her rotten and given her everything she wanted."

"Last I checked, I did not request to live in a snow globe, yet here I am. I feel like I'm in one of those cheap souvineer snow globes on the shelf of a gas station that says "Snow place like Wyoming" and some rotten little boy with jelly on his face and four teeth is shaking me uncontrollably while his mother straps on a papoose and tries to round up the rest of her 8 kids. STICKY HADNDS OFF THE SNOW GLOBE, JACK!!!!!!" - My friend. XD

"I'll be, your crying shoulder, I'll be the greatest fan of your life."

My friend: *has Saix pulled up on Jiminy's journal*

Friend's mom: Who's that?

My friend: Oh, that's Saix. He's a freak.

Friend's mom: Why? Does he do kinky things?

Yes. Yes he does.

>.>

................. ....memories

Yeah... I figured you two would get a kick out of that. XD