Favorite Quotes

Weiss: Where are you going?
Nero: Insane... Care to join me, Brother?

Generator Rex

Noah: "Save the world or get a scholarship? ... Wait for me!"

"YOU BUY DIS BIRD!!!"

-Saix comic

Generator Rex

"Are you still living under your jet like a ninja hobo?"

His wife and daughter are brutally murdered and Chaerea himself stabs Caligula in the stomach, to which he defiantly whimpers "I live!"



OMFG...that's why I'm doing a report on him right thur.

"Quit work, be a ninja!"

That's pretty good.

*football hits Sue from Glee* "Okay, who's idea was this? Seriously."

I love Glee.

Kurt: Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus I'd go to church. And the reason I don't go to church is because most churches don't think very much of gay people... Or women... Or science.

OMG! It's so true!

Professor Layton
Luke: *mimicking Professor Layton* "It was you!" *points at another random object* "It was you!" *points again* "It was you!"
Prof. Layton: *walks into the room*
Luke: "--you!" *notices professor* "Y-you need to be cleaned! And you, and you over there..." *embarrassed*

Glee

Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?

My aunt, who was born and raised in Pittsburgh:

"I pledge allegiance to the terrible towel of the united Steeler nation, and to the franchise for which it stands. one nation of domination with the ability to crush you all."

Vincent's eyes narrowed as he reached over and grabbed a pillow, whipping Reno in the head with it. "...Did ya just hit me with a pillow?"

The gunner grinned, "Yes."

Smirking, Reno grabbed the other pillow and hit Vincent back, "Them be fightin' words, Vince!"

"Then it's a good thing you Turks can't fight."

"Oh! Low blow and LIES!" Vincent laughed softly, smacking Reno in the face with the pillow as the Turk grinned, smacking him back. "So it's a war ya want, yo? It's a war ya'll get!" The gunner raised an eyebrow, smirking as he smacked Reno again, starting the pillow fight.

Lol.

Masochistic eh?

Axel is just a douche, lol.

Some very stupid people, me thinks.

"Pokemon, gotta buy 'em all."

"I could be mean, I could be angry, you know I could be just like you." ~Three Days Grace

Some stupid web video I saw a while back. Can't find it agian.

"It's not too late, it's never too late." ~Three Days Grace

"I want a segway that runs on ANGST"

"The angst that drives you, LITERALLY"

"I'm Spongebob, Daddy is Mr. Krabs, Mama is Sandy, and Sissy..... You're Squidward!" - My little sister.