Favorite Quotes

Indeed: *sees me and my hat* OH MY GOD COW!!!

I have some sort of disease....I need a mind filter

I thought it was cute~

Everyone else looked at me like I was insane.

We're all insane down there, though. You have to remember this.

True. Some more than others.

Me: I think my cat's jealous of my bear.
Cat: *knocks it over*

Pokemon dub

Ash: See? They get along like we do.
Misty: I sure hope not.

Girls are like apples on a tree.

The best ones are always at the top.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead they just get the rotten ones at the bottom. Aren't as good, but easy.

So the ones up top think something is wrong with them. When in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along who's brave enough to climb to the very top

Yaoi: It's a pain in the ass.

*snort*

Big Bang Theory
Sheldon: "I'm so proud of you! You've sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!"
(what made it funny was that he wasn't being sarcastic)

"Good morning!!! Have an awesome day!" - text message from the guy I like. XD made my morning

Awww... that's cute

"When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet" -Fortune Cookie

xxxHolic

Yuko: "There's no such thing as coincidence in this world. Only Hitsuzen."

~Commuter lounge

"I'm taking ass and kicking names.....oh wait...T_T"

Stewie: Well Brian, you've lost your bet. I, or rather my alter-ego Zack Sawyer, am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High.

Brian: Well, Stewie, you got the best of me on this one, congratulations. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now?

Stewie: Oh no Brian, I'm enjoying myself too much. Do you know I have a date with Connie D'amico this Saturday night at Anal Point?

Brian: Ah, I've heard about that place.

Stewie: Really? What's it like? Because I have no idea.

Brian: Well, uh... I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think "gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there." But then you fold in the side view mirrors, and sure enough, well, look at that.

Stewie: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car.

Brian: Yeah, that's what I always guessed.

~Family Guy

XD Oh my god. Another sign that well all know stewie is gay

I am totally using that analogy in a fanfic now. XD

"I don't care who you are, Cat Eyes."

Anime Club
"How many characters can sprout wings in one day?!"
(we watched Escaflowne and Eden of the East. Both had people with wings. XD)

"Can you let the puppy come out to play?"

Reno looked at Vincent with confused eyes. Vincent turned quickly from him and turned back to look at Loz. "The big purple puppy was fun to play with and a lot more comfortable to cuddle against than your bony self," Loz said with a large grin. "So, can the puppy come out to play?"

Reno looked on with large eyes and tried to digest what the Remnant had said.

Vincent growled and turned to Loz, but the Remnant continued to talk before Vincent could even start. "I don't want to play with you. You're too grumpy and cuddling with you is like cuddling with a sack of forks." Loz stuck his tongue out and rubbed his chest as though trying to get rid of an uncomfortable sensation. That expression quickly left him and he looked to Vincent with a childish look of glee - almost as if he had friends his own age finally come over to play. "Let the puppy out to play. There are some soup bones that he would like in the kitchen, if he's hungry."

"I will not die, I'll wait here for you! I feel alive when you're beside me, I will not die! I'll wait here for you, in my time of dying!!" ~Three Days Grace

All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

Charlie: The name's Barkin. Charlie Barkin. And you are?
Sasha: Not even remotely interested.

Marla Singer: You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

Narrator: Bob had bitch tits.


Ricky: And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!


~Fight Club

Szayel and Renji are pressed up together and wrapped up in Renji's sword:

Szayel: Well, unfortunatly for you, I'm not into this kind of thing.