Favorite Quotes

...god Renji. *drools*

Xemnas (FL): You're an eyesore.


Person: This chair is an eyesore.

Served comic:

Larxene: Calling a recess~
Luxord: *jumps on a table* First dibs on the monkey baaaars!

^LOL. Tea time

"I looked at the gossip, I ordered shoes, I'm on a roll." ~My sister.

Served comic:

Xigbar: So, Axel...
Axel: Yep?
Xigbar: Isn't it true that Marluxia's a fuckin' rapist?
Axel: He's never touched me inappropriately! If you ask me, Vexen's just an ungrateful, snobby whore!

Luxord makes a good lawyer drunk.

"He's one taco short of a combination plate."

*Russian accent* "Hey comrades I have vodkaaaa"
~World's Dumbest Criminals

"Thanks Justin Bieber for not being a duo or group." - Part of Train's grammy award acceptance speech.

^speaking of bieber, he shave his head

^ Seriously???

^ Yeahh

Gold Chocobo wrote:^ Yeahh

He looks like....something inappropriate

He looks even more like a girl to me

"You just made a yummy sound"
~Young Frankenstein

"There are refugees everywhere. Paris, South Pacific, Small Rock."
"Where?"
"Where you're from."
"Oh! Little Rock!"
~South Pacific

Batman tweets:

"Commit a random act of kindness today. For example: I broke Riddler's femurs, but left his cheekbones intact. You're welcome."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see your sidekick come home with a Justin Bieber haircut."

"Laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Robin today. Got choked up. Could be emotion. Could be I'm allergic to those stupid wreaths."

"Seeking intern. Excellent verbal/written skills. Hand-to-hand combat. Circus background a plus. Unpaid. Please have affairs in order."

"You ever go toe-to toe with all the henchmen in Scarecrow's hideout then realize you just decimated the Gotham Haunted Hayride? Me neither."

"'Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night because the Batman stands ready to do violence on their behalf.' George Orwell said that."

"Your parents were a warlock and a dragon."
~Commuter Lounge.

Apparently I am war-dragon.

Szayel = Marluxia + Vexen

Cloud was just damn slow.
~Cid in a fic.

LOL

"'Our' plans. As if he is truly fooling anyone. Xemnas is too mad to run the Organization. Saïx is familiar with the madness of Kingdom Hearts over their heads, but Xemnas has spent too many years without a heart to willingly share his prized obsession with the rest of them. It bewitches him more than it does anyone else"
~Fanfic

Laborador:"If you both don't see each one every forty-five hours, the collar will explode~!" (in happy go lucky voice)
Teito and Frau: WHHHHATTTT!????

Dug: "I have only just met you, and I love you"

~Up!

His name is Paul XD