Favorite Quotes

"Because Guardian can totally overpower Ansem o.o
His final form is HUGE and his weenie has a face on it with carnivorous teeth. Yep."
~Xochibi

"What kind of world do we live in that people will steal someone's battle ostrich?"
~Big Bang Theory

^ You watch the new episode? XD

Watching it now.

lol I meant to to type 'watching' XD

I love this:

"I used to be scared of, letting someone in. But it gets so lonely, being on my own. No one to talk to....no one to hold me...I'm not always strong...I need you here."

I died XD

Code Lyoko

Ulrich's father: "I see you're still hanging out with that gang of good-for-nothings"
Ulrich: "And I see you forgot your happy pill today"

"Sissi dear, under normal circumstances I would take the time to tell you to go fly a kite, but this time I'll be less polite and just ignore you." - Ulrich to Sissi in Routine

"Hello, Ulrich dear, can we talk for a minute?" - Odd imitating Sissi to Ulrich in "Routine."

"With the sharp decline of software sales for Square Enix software over the past few years, an announcement such as this [a rewards program] rather unsurprising, if a bit shallow. Whilst there are no doubts this will prop up the devoted fanbase into purchasing more of their titles on an improved basis, a much better solution would have been to go back to the drawing board and figure out what they have been doing wrong; pumping out loads of titles with short development cycles. Creating a loyalty program in troubled times is simply avoiding the problem, not solving it... :\

At least I'll be able to get some additional bonus out of my non-Nintendo affiliated purchases. "

If Squeenix would just remake FFVII for like Xbox360, they'd make millions. >.>

Or remake it for the 3DS....OMFG VINNY ON THE GO!!! XD

"YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
~Roots

"INDEEEEDDDDDDD"
~My brother

Mythbusters
Adam: I'm going to eat something that was once living!

My friend Liz: Keep your underage boobs off the internet!

LOLZ

Grif: Don't you regret anything from our last assignment? Like all your mistakes?

Simmons: I didn't make mistakes, you made mistakes.

Grif: Exactly, you set too high of a bar, and that made it harder for the rest of us.

Simmons: There is no "rest of us," there's just you. And, you suck. The bar has nothing to do with it. If the bar was set any lower, you'd just hit your fucking head on it. Or accidentally eat it.

"That dog just said I love you"
"Well that's good cuz that duck just said Satan"
~Whitest Kids You Know

"Tseng? Umm. What are the children saying?"

Halting the sing-song, Tseng pondered how to politely phrase the words for his employer's ears. "The babies inquire, Sir, why my wife wears a suit, instead of a pretty dress, like their mommies."

"Wife? Wherever did the children get that idea?"

Petting the babies' heads in front of him, Tseng would not turn around. "The babies say you smell like their mommies. Wutaians have a keen sense of smell. Since you're wearing white, they believe we've just gotten married. They say you're very pretty for a white lady."

Me: What the heck is THAT!? *points to something werid in the sink*
Sister: IT'S FLUBBERRR!!!!

I died. XD

Me: "OMG EVIL ICE CREAM!!!!"

"Looking Glass Wars" (book)

Captain: "Does that look evil to you?"
Soldier: "Maybe it's an evil guinea pig?"

"He was disrespecting me! He broke my heart, so I broke his face!"

"A "fake friend" is another word for a person with an endless list of personal insecurities . Never feel sad when you have to cut ties with one. Just be happy that you eliminated that negative aspect from your life. Remove their label as "friend" and replace it with the label "Made in China." That's where many fake things come from anyways..."

My little sister after finding out that Gaga is in town:

"You need to drive me and let me meet Lady Gaga in person, Sissy."