Favorite Quotes

:xemplz: !!!! I know what bone~

*snort*

"Rapists gonna rape"
"WHAT DOOO?"

My mom: Well, soon your friends won't have to buy Pokemon games. You'll just walk outside in the tall grass and catch one.

*girl is kidnapped on television*
Me: And that, kids, is why you don't walk and talk on your cellphone.
My mom: Well, we don't have to worry about your cousin. It'd be like Ransom of Red Chief.
Me:
My mom: And your uncle would make them work for it.

"I don't know what's worse, Westboro Baptist Church being in town or Jane Eyre in theaters." - one of my friends who hated reading Jane Eyre in high school. So many great jokes and memories. XD

My response to a Catholic chruch's wine and bread thing.

Missa: OMG! You're eating Jesus! The Catholic church teaches you to be a canabal!!!?? 0_0

^ *snort*

Me: I don't know what you're doing, but it sounds entertaining.
Indeed: No it's not! I'm dying!
Me: I meant for me, not you.
(or something to that effect. )

To Bruce Wayne...

"Guess your the expert on troubled kids. You collect them, right?"
~Batman Beyond

Tifa to Zidane in Dissidia 012

"Uh, what are you looking at?"

What else would Zidane be looking at? XD

Zidane's such a player.

And then Vaan says to Cloud of Darkness: "Uh, do you wanna borrow a shirt or something?"

Vaan doesn't even wear a shirt. XD

*snort*

Destiny's Gate wrote:^ *snort*

Me: I don't know what you're doing, but it sounds entertaining.
Indeed: No it's not! I'm dying!
Me: I meant for me, not you.
(or something to that effect. )

I WAS IN CHARACTER amazingly enough.

"My name is Motimon, but you can call me Moti :3.

I am your digital servant, I'd do anything for you. Anything

...Mmmmmm"


~Abridgimon

^ That was my favorite part. XD

It's so awesome. It has the LK- YGO abridged, MasakoX - DBZ Abridged, Shadyvox - voice of Jaden on YGO abridged.

Buffy: The Vampire Slayer

(all on overheads)
"What are they?"
"Fairy tale monsters."
"What do they want?"
"Hearts!" (with pictures of hearts)

A random drabble I was writing

Yuuta: You know what's interesting?
Zayden: What?
Yuuta: How the hell you manage to wear a straight face all day long!
Zayden: Is it wrong?
Yuuta: Well...no...
Zayden: I don't understand what you mean then...
Rose: THEN BIANCA'S THE ONE!!
Yuuta: Wrong conversation....
Rose: You weren't talking about choice of women?
Yuuta: No...
Rose: Oh. Sounded like it.

In a description of a picture on Deviantart...

"Moo! R|_||\| 1|\| P|-|34R |=R0|\/| |\/|4|-| 4|/\|50|\/|3 717|_35!!!!11oneone <-- (Translation: Flee from the great tiles I come up with!)"

The title was "Halloween Dance", btw

"FLY INTO MY ARMS __insert pretty woman's name here____!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~Genji

"Another tough day of being in charge..."
~King Xemnas-Mii!!!

Junjou Terriost (Ju-chan check it out XD)

Miyagi: Such a cute innocent reaction to not be able to sit down.
Shinobu: Shut the hell up! It's all because of your---

Junjou Romantica

Misaki: *smacks* Usagi-san you idiot! Didn't you learn to only cross when it's blue!?
Usagi: It's green, not blue.
Misaki: Idiot! And you! *points to father* At least teach your kid how to cross a damn cross-walk!!

^ What is that about the cross-walk? *doesn't get it*

Well, I meant to only get the first one.

But the second one...
Usagi crossed the crosswalk when it was red and almost got hit by a bus. So Misaki saved his ass and yelled at him