Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. It turns out to be a nine-tailed biju. Have fun.

I wish for CAFFEINE!!!

Granted. However you have so much caffeine that you die of tachycardia.

I wish for a more peaceful world...

Granted. Destiny's Gate ceases to exist now....lol (DON'T KILL ME DESTINY!)

I wish for good fanfiction ideas.

Awww... I'd be sad...

Granted. But no one reads them.

I wish for a decent time in lab tomorrow.

Granted. You have a decent time in lab, but the professor later decides that it was too easy and makes everyone do an extra one.

I wish a new pokemon game that made sense.

Granted. It is now American and you shoot the Pokemon in order to help fix an oil spill or something.....

I wish for York Peppermint Patties :face:

Granted. You have the last York Peppermint Pattie in the WORLD. You eat it, and so there are none left to eat ever again.

I wish I knew how to work the printers at my school...

Granted. Except they're out of toner so they're useless anyway.

I wish I do well on my O chem test today!

Granted. Your brain explodes at the end of the test and so you never do well on another test ever again.

I wish for the How to Train Your Dragon poster. (it's stil there, taunting me)

Granted. You get the poster, but it spontaneously combusts right when you get it.

I wish for no finals!

You're mean. Just for that...

Granted. They rename the finals. They are now "halfterms." Midterms have become "Quarter terms" and you get two more tests that are even more difficult than the final.

I wish I could think of one more paragraph for my writing assignment (that'll get me to the amount of pages I need...)

Granted. I write it for you, is smut appropriate? Lol!

I wish for more XEMSAI!

Granted. But it's written by someone who's squeemish about Shonen Ai, so Saix has a quick gender change.

I wish to finish this book (30 more pages! Yay!)

(....I hate people who change genders!!!!!... )
Granted. But it gains self-awareness and papercuts you to death!

I wish for a more comfortable chair.

Granted. It's so comfy you sink into the plushness and can't escape.

I wish all the Harry Potter movies were as good as the first two... (It was so bright and they didn't dull the colors like in later ones)

Granted. The movies are brighter, but they tweak the story to be darker to make up for the prettier colors so more people have to die.

I wish more books!

(and by the way, in more position more tests would be a good thing!)

(I wouldn't mind...)
Granted. You come over my house and borrow some, but you damage them so I make you buy me knew ones.

I wish they would stop making movie games. (another Harry Potter game? Really? I don't mind lego, but seriously...)

.....Granted, they make book games, but they transport you into their world, and it's Forks....with Edward..

I wish for more Saix! (LOL XD!)

OH NOES DX You're cruel.

Granted. He sparkles in sunlight and has an obsession with trying to murder you. Congratulations. You've found a KH-reinactment of Twilight.

I wish I had Fluffy from Harry Potter.

(ooh, an excuse to go to borders...)
Granted. You get Fluffy, but he comes as a package deal with Aragog and his children.

I wish that I could be a ninja!

(How is that an excuse to go to Borders? O.o)

Granted. You are Sasuke, nuff said.
I wish for dusks to do minor tasks in my home.

(Anything is an excuse to go to borders, but I meant Destiny corrupting my wish)

Granted. You get the dusks, only it ends up like Mickey Mouse in the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

I wish for duckies!

(...I want to go to Crocker Park to get manga and ice cream now!!!)

Granted. They are African man-eating ducks.

I wish for a puppy.

Granted. It's Saix, and he rips your throat out.

I wish to go to Borders with dragon and Indeed. (that would be an interesting trip)

(OMFG ....I don't care if he kills me, Saix is win! XD!...I'm totally for said trip.)
Granted. But you have no money so we sell you to a body-dealer and you end up in Agrabah....somehow....

I wish for my lab to actually have revelant uses in REAL-LIFE!!!