Rules of Anime that Never Apply in Real-life.

It's quite common for one of your teamates to betray you.

The androgenous surprise helpless character is probably the evil dude...and most likely secretly gay for someone...

It is possible to eat your weight in food and never gain a pound.

Little cute animals prepare the best food for you

The cute girls can't cook. EVER.

Guys can't have all the "B"s they can only have 3 out of the four (Braun, Brains, Beauty, Balls) , if they do, then they are evil or a god.

*snorts* so true, so true.

You never catch anything but colds.

Guys who aren't perverts try to stop the perverts, but get mistaken themselves as being a pervert.

Weather always matches your mood.

One hot, sexy, or adorable character always dies.

Funny guy always goes first.

There's always one innocent (maiden, virgin...whatev.) in a group, either for comedic relief, love interest or sacrifice.

The above can also be male

It doesn't matter what two chemicals you mix, they can still explode

XD Sadly, as specific as that is, it applies to soooooo any anime and video games.

Law: Misfortune follows you wherever you go, so no matter what, bad things seem to be centered around you and you have to fix them.

British people are either realllly bad or realllly awesome.

All Chinese people have British accents
(or at least in the dubs. 9_9 )

Ninjas can get away with wearing bright orange.

Ninjas also have jedi mind-bending powers.

Everyone has jedi-mind-bending abilities.

Eyeshadow means you're evil.

Any make up means your evil.

Well, this applies real life and anime...

The biggest lie is when someone says, "I'm Fine."

Smiles don't always mean happiness
(Oh wait, that's a rule in Japan...)