Rules of Anime that Never Apply in Real-life.

Or vampires, or cats, or...

Demons are adorable.

Blue haired people somehow get the short end of the stick in life (or just in KH)

There's always a smart person and an equally dumb person to match.

Instead of attacking the evil villain, let them give you a loonnnng lengthy speech and emphasize how awesome their diabolical plan is.

*cough* like me *cough*

Kimono are easy to wear, run around in, and are very comfortable when worn correctly.
(none of the above is true in real life)

Getta shoes can crush robots
(Samurai Jack - American but whatevs.)

It is possible to be manly while wearing a school girl outfit

A Samurai and a Scotsmen is a good combination, what is even better you ask? 12 yr old boy and a rat.

Magic exists

Wait... magic doesn't exist?!

^lol. A key can be used to cut things and flowers are deadly weapons.

Not to everybody. XD

Getting sucked into other dimensions is a family affair.

(*snort*)
Daughters always look just like their mother.
Sons look just like their father but have eyes just like their mother's.

Gestures are also a family affair, and so is clothing choice.

It is, in fact, possible to live forever

It is also possible to be God.

It is always possible to defeat the all powerful God, his angel's, demons, etc.

Angles are evil about half the time anyway.

Witches are rarely evil. They're just a little odd.

The Cuteness of anime characters and cause other characters to get super strong within seconds.

(...lol, Dr. Beard-face, I didn't know ANGLES were evil...)
It is possible to mate a huge creature...and a hybrid is born without any logical genetic defaults.

Yes, angles are evil.

Artificial insemination!

Dragons know everything

^lol....just lol.

It is possible for a game to never really kill the bad guys, just recycle them under new names.

The guy you thought was evil at the beginning is rarely the true culprit of all the bad things happening.