Rules of Anime that Never Apply in Real-life.

The weakness of Cthulu deities is a simple fork.

When you open a locker and hit someone's face, they automatically pass out.

The internet owns your soul... Oh wait, that does apply to real life.

Online games can trap you inside while your real self is in a coma.

Some cats wear evil smiles and bite you for fun.

Walking around dressed as a trash can, a palm tree, and a bright red cooking pot will go totally unnoticed.

In order to round up a lot of mist, use shadows, not wind.

Your phone never runs out of battery and always has a signal until the worst possible moment, regardless of where you are and how long it's been since you've had access to electricity.

Not only can almost everyone cook, all guys are gourmet chefs.