Rules of Anime that Never Apply in Real-life.

Bad guys are hard to hate

There's always an ulterior motive.

I never bothered to learn Saoyran's name... I love Yukito though x3 I'm kinda surprised I forgot his name...


Everyone is bipolar or psychotic.

You can be sexy with one eye

In fact, one eye makes you even sexier~

UNLESS you are an ugly character

In which case, you are typically way over weight with a hump

Wizards can be part demon

You can sell your soul to something other than Satan.

Grim reapers wield scissors

Which falls under "weird objects make great weapons."

Death is really a pretty girl in a Yukata.

Chances are, the important dude is your dad

Anime mothers are either evil, dead, or never around.

^If they are around and good, they're either epic cooks, or absolutely terrible cooks.

Every character is either a god at cooking or horrifically bad at it.

They are in-between good if they are minor

Every anime has at least one gay or lesbian couple. A million if it's CLAMP.

If it's a gay villain, they tend to be comic relief and a minor character

Physics need not apply

^If they aren't comic relief, then they're a freaky clown [Kefka]

Clowns are crazy.

Dragons are the strongest cards

Cards always have magical powers.

It is, in fact, possible to be the clones of your biological son and his girlfriend.

(Tsubasa: Resevoir Chronicals, Syaron's dad is his own clone because of some screwed up time warp, and his mother is the clone of the girl he likes for the same reason)

Men are stronger then girls depending on their sexy level. If a girl is really sexy or cute, watch out!