Rules of Anime that Never Apply in Real-life.

Gods are usually in the form of forms of nature. Animal, tree, etc.

CEOS are complete badasses

[Rufus and Kaiba for example]

Those wearing twenty tons of armor can still move at the speed of light.

Brothers are usually... always... paired together.

Stupid people are given important world-saving assignments

It is possible to eat twice your weight in sweets and never gain a pound.

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It's possible to say sexual remarks in a fighting context and be masculine

It's possible to be girly as all get out and still be masculine.

You can fly with one wing

(*snort* Unless you're from Shoulder-A-Coffin Kuro. In which case, you need to hold hands with the person with the other wing. So cute)

Magic and science are one and the same.

Swords can be the size of cars

And bigger is ALWAYS better

^Well if you can't cut them with the sword/weapon you can always crush them with it xDDD

A hero is nothing without his angst. Heroes without angst are far to happy for their own good and need to have their innocence stolen ._.

It always rains when bad things are about to happen.

If it's not raining, but creepy music is playing, something bad is about to happen as well.

Notebooks by deathgods

You never get pregnant or STDs... except for storyline purposes.

Sex doesn't come up unless it's a porno

^ Or a High School shoujo

Girls always enjoy being taken advantage of.

^ Lies! It's propoganda.

Rumors are always true.

Dog ears are adorable...ALL THE TIME

Crushes can be influenced by magic.

[I.E. The stupid boy from cardcaptors having a crush on Sakura's Brother's best friend.... I forgot both of their names right now... >.>;;]

Orphans can influence people to do drastic things

xXemSaiXx wrote:[I.E. The stupid boy from cardcaptors having a crush on Sakura's Brother's best friend.... I forgot both of their names right now... >.>;;]

Syaoran had a crush on Yukito (crush "didn't exist" in American)

Gay incest is perfectly acceptable.