Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted

Granted. They just don't vote on the pairing you want.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted. You write a Christmas fluff story, and kill yourself in the effort.

I wish I could finish this SAGES paper.......errr...

Granted. It's so horrible you get a double F as your grade.

I wish someone would make an ad banner for the site. (Go under banners for an example, hint hint)

Granted. But it wasn't what you were looking for, and it was full of yaoi.

I wish for some popsicles :3

Granted. They taste like feet.

I wish it was Thanksgiving already.

Granted. All your food is covered in mold.

I wish for it to be time to see HP!!!

Granted. The movie was a major let down. You want your twelve bucks back.

I wish Xehanort would die already.

Granted. Then it returns to an eternal winter.

I wish you'd go and post in some of the RPs.

Granted. But, I begin to overpost and annoy you.

I wish for brownies...and for my laundry to be done.

Granted. The brownies do your laundry, then you have to eat them... but they're all soapy and icky.

I wish my English SI would admit that I'm right.
(It's grammatically correct to start sentences with "but" Goddammit! I have two newspaper articles and three grammar books that agree with me!)

Granted. The SI admits you are right in private, but to save her reputation she gives an entire lecture on her version of correct grammer with a long homework assignment.

I wish for KH3 to be announced as a work in progress.
(Five years and almost no news, plus it takes them forever to make it once they start. )

Granted. But when it comes out its terrible.

I wish my flight home today goes smoothly.

Granted. The flight home is smooth, by the drive from the airport is horrible...

I wish they made cute dresses in my size.

Granted. But then your size changes and they don't fit anymore.

I wish for some online activity to do.

Granted but you get busted by the police for your hentai activity.

I wish for good books at Half Price Books.

Granted. They aren't half price.

I wish we could go shopping on Friday.

Granted. I gain the ability to use dark corridors, then I get lost in the darkness ;(

I wish I had some transportation.

Granted. I come to pick you up but charge you for the gas.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted. You sacrifice them to the devil and have to live with a curse the rest of your life.

I wish for much turkey tomorrow.

Granted. It is poisoned.

I wish for lots of presents at Xmas *is thinking ahead*

Granted. They're all full of coal.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

Granted. You are uber hyper and can't focus on anything.

I wish for a white christmas.

Granted. The snow burries your house, so Santa can't come to your house to give you presents. Oh, and friends and family can't come over, and you run out of food and starve.

I wish people weren't so stupid sometimes.