Why Everyone Hates Twilight

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Exactly lol.

True dat

http://www.hitfix.com/articles/first-three-twilight-films-returning-to-theaters-before-breaking-dawn-opens



You only re-release stuff in theaters when it's been 15-20 since its original release... and if it's a good movie.

They're seriously trying that?

Jeez, you only rerelease in theaters when you can't get the freaking DVD anymore! DX

^ Exactly. The third movie just came out last year. -.-

Ew. I saw the ad for Breaking Dawn part one.

First, of course they show the two sex scenes. 9_9

Second, how is him breaking the bed romantic?! That falls more under the "abusive relationship" category in my book.

Third, Wedding scene, the one shot they showed of Edward was a hideous. It showed his worse side than his bad side! The angle made him look grody

And how is waking up with pillow feathers all over you romantic? XD

I just saw the commercial just a few minutes ago while watching my show. It looks awful. Of course, this is the book that was my wake up call and showed me how awful the series really is. XD

My mother today: I don't understand why grown women like that Twilight stuff. It's just weird to me.

^ I love your mom. A bunch of my friends' moms love the series and I don't know why...

My little sister's friend's mom likes it, too. She won't let her daughter read it, because she's not old enough yet, but she tells her about it and lets her watch the movies and then she comes over here and tells my sister about it. Their favorite pretend games now are vampire related. ><

Show them My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. That's a far better story and a far more fun.

...Or you find the worst vampire movie/show you can find to make them go, "Ewwww. Who cares anymore?" and they'll move on to something else. Besides Twilight. ...What was that movie with the little boy vampire that created vampire cows...?

I try to tell her friend she'll regret liking it when she gets older. XD

That won't work. You've got to find something SO terrible with vampires, they'll never want to see another vampire story again. EVER.

Still trying to remember what that movie with the vampire cows is...

The Little Vampire (2000)

That's the movie.

^ That was on Disney Channel a few days ago. XD

Was it as bad as it looked?

It's an awful movie.

Then it will certainly scare them away from vampires.

So I find something amusing.

I'm sure you've all heard about the incident at Penn State with the past assistant couch doing nasty things with little boys.

Well, on the radio, there's a Twitard who was saying how horrible this Penn State guy was. And then when they moved on to handing out Breaking Dawn tickets was going on about how awesome Jacob is.

Well, spoiler alert. Jacob falls in love with a baby. A NEWBORN baby. That killed (I wish) Bella.

So, in Penn State guy, it's horribly wrong and creepy. But in Jacob's case, it's "romantic" and "sweet."

. . .

Right.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor Lautner was on the Today Show last week, promoting the movie and they were trying to ask about what happens now since Bella is obviously pregnant with Edward's baby (the interviewers had obviously not read the books) and he acted like he didn't want to explain it at all and not because it was a spoiler, either.

Which one's Lautner again? Pedo-wolf, wasn't it?

Yes.

I hope everyone was laughing because it's such a horrible name. XD

D: It got deleted! Darn those movie companies stomping out anything that bad mouths their work!