Re: Why Everyone Hates Twilight

by JupiterLightning Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:40 pm

Dang it!

by Destiny's Gate Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:05 pm

I know! I was disappointed. D:

by JupiterLightning Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:24 pm

Man. It was really funny although I think it was just a bunch of fangirls acting all giggly and stupid.

by Destiny's Gate Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:32 pm

This review makes me sick.

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/199358830

"Oh, yes, Edward ****ing Bella until she passes out and destroying the bed is ever so romantic!"

by dragon922 Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:14 am

Well, at least Tobuscus can salvage anything Smile

by JupiterLightning Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:19 pm

I love Tobuscus.

by JupiterLightning Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:33 pm

After church today my friend and I caved in and we went and saw Breaking Dawn.

My friend: It's like a horrible, bad, cheesy soap opera.

by Destiny's Gate Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:35 pm

That's what it always was, though. Was she expecting something else?

by JupiterLightning Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:03 pm

No. She wasn't. We were laughing so hard.

by Destiny's Gate Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:06 pm

How many fans did you manage to offend by laughing?

by JupiterLightning Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:07 pm

Haha funny story... A lot of people were there laughing at it.

by Destiny's Gate Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:10 pm

Must've been anti-Twilight day at the movies.

by JupiterLightning Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:11 pm

Yeah, but those who were fans were cool about it. I don't mind the mature crowd. That's why we waited a few weeks. All the crazies have already seen it enough to not come.

by JupiterLightning Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:43 pm

by Destiny's Gate Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:09 am

Wow. That has to be the CREEPIEST thing I've ever heard. And gross. Very. Very. Gross.

by Noelle's December Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:16 pm

Excuse me, I think I'm going to throw up now....

by Noelle's December Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:28 pm

Any one else read "Nightlight," the Harvard Lampoon's spoof of "Twilight?"
IT. ROCKS!!!
As a person being forced to read those awful books, I love anything that insults them.

by Destiny's Gate Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:37 pm

I read Nightlight a while ago. It was good in some spots and bad in others. Sadly, I think its writing was better than the original.

by JupiterLightning Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:08 pm

Twilight, by Dr. Seuss

Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.
Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He's a tracker.
He's a sort of vamp attacker.

James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.

But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!

Edward fixes Bella's cut.
She won't be a vampire.
But...

She becomes one. Read some more.
She's a vampire in book 4.

by Noelle's December Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:15 pm

^ That's hilarious. But the books still make me feel sick >.>

by Destiny's Gate Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:47 pm

That is so true. If anything, I like it more than the actual book.

by Noelle's December Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:44 pm

ANYTHING is better than the actual book. I don't think of myself as the best writer, but I hope I write better than Meyer.

by Destiny's Gate Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:21 pm

by JupiterLightning Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:27 pm

^ I've been seeing that ><

by Destiny's Gate Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:18 am

It creeps me out. "Buy your girlfriend this movie and you'll get sexy time tonight!" You did what?!

Sorry, but no.

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