Re: Why Everyone Hates Twilight

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:16 am

There's been chatter that Breaking Dawn could possibly get the R rating, which would honestly be hilarious.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:19 am

...............................Then I can laugh at Robert's small penis

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:24 am

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3749938432/tt1324999 of course this would be the first pic that they'd release.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:26 am

Thanks for that

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:26 am

My friend pointed out that they look extremely bored, actually. XD

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:28 am

It's Kristen. She's constipated in all her roles.

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:29 am

^ Couldn't have said it better!

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:30 am

>.> Ugh. I can't believe I actually read those books.

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:32 am

I know same here. I read Twilight the year before it blew up in popularity. I stopped liking it after reading Breaking Dawn. That book was just awful in so many ways.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:33 am

I tried to understand it and make sense of it in high school and quickly gave up.

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:35 am

Breaking Dawn was just all over the place... I didn't even understand what was going on half the time. It was like reading a bad fanfiction.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:37 am

I understood but I hated the biology. I mean, the sparkles was enough. Don't give them super-sperm

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:39 am

The ending was VERY anti-climatic. I was thinking there was going to be in epic battle.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:46 am

No of course not, then people would actually DIE

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:50 am

*gasp*

It was so lame how they just talked it out and then everything was perfectly fine!

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:54 am

I wanted some ACTUAL werewolves to show up.

NOT shapeshifters

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:57 am

Yeah, really. She totally slaughtered vampire and werewolf lore.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:03 am

On top of it, she mentions that there IS real werewolves, and they are kickass....but somehow they got killed off by sparkly gay vamps?

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:04 am

She doesn't know what she's talking about. I just wish all of these fans would finally get it.

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:05 am

I know, she changes everything and no-one notices pedophilia? Like EGG pedophila? Jacob was hitting on Bella's EGG

by JupiterLightning Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:07 am

Yeah, exactly. The messages of these books are so wrong. I remember reading the part where Jacob was explaining how one of his friends imprinted on a two-year-old. I was like wtf?

by Guest Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:09 am

.....Now I'm like...Xehhhhaannnnoooorrttt

by Destiny's Gate Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:14 pm

The Indeed That Never Was wrote:...............................Then I can laugh at Robert's small penis

R doesn't mean explicit. X would have the explicit nudity.

by JupiterLightning Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:17 pm

^ True. XD

by Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:18 pm

Damn....damnity damn damn! *frowns*

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