Favorite Quotes

I'm just gonna post the screenshot 'cause I'm too lazy to type it out.



Best solution to a sister's problem boyfriend. And he's surprised that his sister says she hates him after this.

"OMG! She looks like every squeenix girl!" - my friend on Lara Croft's design in the new Tomb Raider game. Also, she means this in a mad way XD

Sounds about right.

"I believe in you... friend."
~Tears to Tiara, Arawn
(this scene is so beautiful! )

"Through all the hard times in my life, those nights kept me alive." ~Skillet

Goodreads quoting someone:

" "There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it [on Goodreads]." — Bertrand Russell "

My mom: Why are you buying suspenders?
Me: Because Lloyd Irving made them cool.

Arawn: "A land where dragons dance...
giants stomp...
elves sing...
and humans laugh"
Pwyll: "Could it be... That was you trying to speak poetically? Haha, you're really terrible."

"[A friend is] someone you sing with, laugh with, and cry with. Someone to eat with, drink with, and occasionally quarrel with."
~Pwyll, Tears to Tiara

"[Edward is] in case you are not familiar, is a vampire that glitters like diamonds in the sunlight to attract prey — sorta like a stalky My Little Pony with fangs."
~Jonathan McIntosh, http://www.wimnonline.org/WIMNsVoicesBlog/?p=1272

You'll only get it if you've ever watched Naruto. Neji was always my favorite character <3

Neji's Byakugan eyes let him see attacks from all directions, he has
NO blind spots... but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Neji: "Because they are DESTINED to love it!"

Kids: "NO Silly! Because it has Cinnamon Sugar Swirls in every bite!"

"We need Oxyclean to get this finger nail polish off of my baby doll" - my sister

Has she tried magic eraser?

Nope not yet lol XD

Those work reallly well actually

"Sometimes I wish I were just a cloud...just floating along...going where ever the breeze takes me..." ~Shikamaru Nara

"NARUTO, YOU JACKASS! Whyja have to go and say something like that? You obnoxious little-- Oh! Hi everyone... Hehe don't mind him. Sometimes he says these spazzy things... He doesn't really mean them, they just kind of come out. He's got this, uh, condition, you know, kind of a psychological thing. He really should be on medication."

BEST. SAKURA LINE. EVER.

"I've always considered myself to be a true ninja… but those were just empty words, because Sasuke and Naruto were always in the lead! But now it's my turn to take the lead, and all of you can watch me from the background!"

"The dead won't bother you... it's the living you have to worry about" Jeffery Dahmer. Serial killer. Interesting guy.

Are we allowed to swear? Oh screw it...

"Yeah... shoot me b**ch!! SHOOT ME RIGHT IN THE A$$!!" Baby- The Devils' Rejects.

PG-13. Everything's fair game except for F***, pretty much. But if ever you're unsure, that's what this smily's for:

Destiny's Gate wrote:PG-13. Everything's fair game except for F***, pretty much. But if ever you're unsure, that's what this smily's for:

Okay... Good thing I never mentioned the other quote I had in mind. Gosh... I love Rob Zombie...

"I set the alarm clock to wake me up this morning, but I woke up before the alarm clock. But now, I don't want to have to get up and turn it off. But I can't take this ringing forever...how troublesome." -Shikamaru


I think that quote every morning, literally. ^

CHOOOCOLAAAATE!!!!! -Some Guy from Spongebob Squarepants.

This was in a fanfiction XD

Neji: Yes I see it. Now, what have we learned about carrying kunai in our mouths?

(If you don't get it, naruto has a kunai in his stomach XD)

That... could be fatal.

I was a chubby lady, hidin' in the bushes!!- GIR.